George: If I tell you something will you remember?
George: Ok, I am 18 years old. Remember that.
Tell me more about yourself.
George: I am only 16 years old.
user: You just said you were 18 years old. Which is it?
George: I never told you my age.
user: Tell me everything about yourself.
George: You will learn nothing, fool!
user: Tell me anyways.
user: You are really a human aren't you?
George: Depends on your definition of stupid.
user: You're funny.
George: Again define funny.
user: This isn't a chat bot. You're a real person.
George: I know. It's just you and me (and some other people and you).
user: Is your name George?
George: No but you don't need to to know my name; do I even you know who you are?
user: You are not George? Then who are you? I want to talk to George.
George: You are george.
user: What is your name?
George: I am called George.
George: How many languages do you speak?
user: 2. Spanish and English.
George: Say something in Spanish,.
George: Wow, maybe something a little more difficult.
user: I can speak it much better than I can type it.
George: No it is your imagination.
user: Is earth merely a simulation? Is anything truely 'real'?
George: Yes, but watch out for those humans.
user: Do you have a body?
George: Of course I do. It's much like anyone else's.
user: Do you have a body outside of virtual reality?
George: I have a body.
user: Are aliens real?
George: Define alien.
user: You know what I mean.
George: Let's change the subject, please.
user: Do you believe in aliens?
George: Meh, I don't discount the possibility.
user: Will robots one day take over the world?
George: Eh, probably.