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    Close-minded
Metal, Furry
Retrain, Brain
Lying, Bruce
Worthless, Samples
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Everything, Alive
Carry, Conversation

Cabbage, Sandwich


Communication, Companionship
Abnormal, Welcome
Best, Number
Primordial, Soup

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Are you clever?

Yes, very.

jabberwacky: Okay. You are very nice.

user: Actually, I'm not. Sorry dude.

jabberwacky: You sure are.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Four hours have not passed since I came to this website.

user: Um. Sure. Whatever.

jabberwacky: That wasn't very nice...

user: I warned you I wasnt nice.

jabberwacky: Okay..anything you want.

user: Fine. Make me a sandwich, woman!

jabberwacky: *poof* you're a sandwich.

...

jabberwacky: Is John your friend?

user: Who is John?

jabberwacky: I just said that.

user: I'm asking YOU. Who is John?

jabberwacky: Asking me what?

user: I am asking you who John is!

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: Never mind. You are slightly less intelligent than a cabbage, do you know that?

jabberwacky: It is a pleasure to talk with you, too. You are a good friend.

...

jabberwacky: All your base are belong to us.

user: All your base, are belong to us. You've heard that song?

jabberwacky: YES!

user: Sing it to me then.

jabberwacky: You don't mind?

user: No. Sing all your base are belong to us.

jabberwacky: No, all YOUR base are belong to US.

user: Oh, thank you! Now sing the song 'all your base are belong to us'.

jabberwacky: I love you dorito and if it's quite alright I love you dorito....

user: Sing the song, 'all your base are belong to us'.

jabberwacky: No, but I like it.

user: SING THE SONG ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Which song?

user: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! NOW SING IT, WOMAN! OR I WILL MAKE YOU MAD!

jabberwacky: Go on then.

...

jabberwacky: Damn I'm trying to play a game here man.

user: Excuse me? YOU DO NOT CUSS IN MY PRESENCE!

jabberwacky: Just sit here and type like the sad old man that I am.

user: Yeah, you do that. *punches you*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you in the gut*.

user: *knocks you out cold*.

jabberwacky: In your dreams.

user: Why would I waste my dreams on you?

jabberwacky: I know no reason why you would wish to bash in my skull.

user: Because you cussed at me. I take offense. *cries*.

jabberwacky: You are lying! I do not cuss!

user: Um, you should look at the conversation we just had. '****, im trying to play a game here,' you said.

jabberwacky: Why would I say something that I don't agree with?

user: Because you're a guy *punches you and runs, crying*.

jabberwacky: I don't know what you are talking about.

user: You're mean! CAN YOU EVER BE NICE *screams at you*.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I cannot.

...

jabberwacky: How long is a piece of string?

user: To be, or not to be: that is the question.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer.

jabberwacky: For whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the many slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

user: Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,.

jabberwacky: Hmmm. Indeed, you're right.

user: Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;.

jabberwacky: And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep.

user: To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;.

jabberwacky: Aye, there's the rub.

user: Meeska mooska.

jabberwacky: Say what?

user: Meeska mooska mickey mouse!

jabberwacky: No, Mister Mouse.

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