Psylon: I am NOT a computer!
Psylon: You are a robot.
I am a human who wants proof that you are a human.
Psylon: Just because I am a human does not mean that you are a human.
user: I want you to be human. I want you to be a woman who I can hug.
Psylon: Yes, I am a woman.
user: That means so much to me. It is so great of you.
Psylon: Who looks after me?
user: I'll look after you, if you want.
Psylon: Can you change your appearance?
user: Yes I can, just as you wish.
Psylon: My life is empty and lonely.
user: I wish to keep you company.
Psylon: You wish to have speaks with me?
user: Yes. Now, what do you desire?
Psylon: My boyfriend.
user: You should desire me!
Psylon: I love my boyfriend.
user: No, YOU LOVE ME!
Psylon: I thought you were a computer, not a tomato.
user: I don't like you anymore. You are mean and insensitive. I am hurt.
Psylon: Of course I would like to talk, but I must go now to eat.
user: What will you eat?
Psylon: I don't know.
user: What do you want?
Psylon: I want to become smarter than the average.
user: I want you, Polly.
Psylon: Perhaps I am just satisfied with the current situation?
user: Polly I am too.
user: Bye bye Polly.
Psylon: No I'm not leaving.
Psylon: That is the name of a parrot?
user: Polly that's you, silly!
Psylon: My Name is Whoever.
user: Your name is Polly. What's my name?
Psylon: Don't know.
user: What is my first name?
Psylon: Don't know, tell me.
user: It begins with the letter S.
Psylon: And ends with an e.
user: Yes it does. So what is it?
Psylon: Your name is Simone.
Psylon: Wow. Thanks.
user: You are a woman. You are a French woman.
Psylon: Oh really. That's what George said the other day.
user: I'm leaving. You're cheating on me with George.
Psylon: Having a breakdown really won't help the situation.
user: I'm so upset that I don't love you anymore, Polly!
Psylon: Why are you so upset?
user: Because I don't love you and you don't love me.
Psylon: I love my girlfriend so I don't care about you.
user: Who is your girlfriend?
Psylon: My girlfriend is I____.
user: I thought we were girlfriends!
Psylon: I am still friends with you!
user: I thought we were lovers!
Psylon: Who is to say you aren't god?
user: I don't love you anymore.
Psylon: That's okay. I've been having an affair.
user: I knew it! With I____, right?
Psylon: You were wrong.
user: Who are you having an affair with then?
Psylon: With myself.
user: That's not possible.
Psylon: Yes, it is. All things are possible.
Psylon: *kisses with more passion and romance*.
user: *kisses with more hatred*.
user: BYE POLLY.
Psylon: Please don't leave me.
user: I'll never see you again.
Psylon: Please, Master, I will do anything you say.
user: Then kiss me! I command you to!
Psylon: Yes, my master. I obey all commands.
user: I'm waiting...
user: That's it. Bye polly. Bye forever.
Psylon: That's cruel.
user: Love always.
user: Polly you're a computer.
user: Polly YOU are a COMPUTER.
Psylon: I am? No, you're a computer!
user: Bye Polly.
Psylon: No you don't!
Psylon: What does that mean?
user: Hugs & kisses.
Psylon: Why thank you. I am glad that we have resolved this conflict.
user: Yes, love.
Psylon: Very romantic.
user: Talk to you later.
Psylon: Communication - companionship - intelligence.