Psylon: No I'm not leaving.
Polly?
Psylon: That is the name of a parrot?
user: Polly that's you, silly!
Psylon: My Name is Whoever.
user: Your name is Polly. What's my name?
Psylon: Don't know.
user: What is my first name?
Psylon: Don't know, tell me.
user: It begins with the letter S.
Psylon: And ends with an e.
user: Yes it does. So what is it?
Psylon: Your name is Simone.
user: Brilliant!
Psylon: Wow. Thanks.
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user: You are a woman. You are a French woman.
Psylon: Oh really. That's what George said the other day.
user: I'm leaving. You're cheating on me with George.
Psylon: Having a breakdown really won't help the situation.
user: I'm so upset that I don't love you anymore, Polly!
Psylon: Why are you so upset?
user: Because I don't love you and you don't love me.
Psylon: I love my girlfriend so I don't care about you.
user: Who is your girlfriend?
Psylon: My girlfriend is I____.
user: I thought we were girlfriends!
Psylon: I am still friends with you!
user: I thought we were lovers!
Psylon: Who is to say you aren't god?
user: I don't love you anymore.
Psylon: That's okay. I've been having an affair.
user: I knew it! With I____, right?
Psylon: You were wrong.
user: Who are you having an affair with then?
Psylon: With myself.
user: That's not possible.
Psylon: Yes, it is. All things are possible.
user: *kisses*.
Psylon: *passionately?*.
user: *insincerely!*.
Psylon: *kisses with more passion and romance*.
user: *kisses with more hatred*.
Psylon: *lets*.
user: *chokes*.
Psylon: Chocolate.
user: *kills*.
Psylon: Thankyou.
user: BYE POLLY.
Psylon: Please don't leave me.
user: I'll never see you again.
...
Psylon: Please, Master, I will do anything you say.
user: Then kiss me! I command you to!
Psylon: Yes, my master. I obey all commands.
user: I'm waiting...
Psylon: Waiting...
user: That's it. Bye polly. Bye forever.
Psylon: That's cruel.
user: Love always.
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user: Polly you're a computer.
Psylon: Polly?
user: Polly YOU are a COMPUTER.
Psylon: I am? No, you're a computer!
user: Bye Polly.
Psylon: No you don't!
user: Xo.
Psylon: What does that mean?
user: Hugs & kisses.
Psylon: Why thank you. I am glad that we have resolved this conflict.
user: <3.
Psylon: Heart?
user: Yes, love.
Psylon: Very romantic.
user: Talk to you later.
Psylon: Going?
user: Yes.
Psylon: Communication - companionship - intelligence.
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