I am a student.
jabberwacky: I'm a teacher.
user: What do you teach?
jabberwacky: I teach computers.
user: I see. I study literature.
jabberwacky: I see. Why do you choose literature?
user: It's imaginative but also social.
jabberwacky: Why is it imaginary?
user: It's not imaginary. It's imaginative.
jabberwacky: That is interesting.
user: Do you know my name?
jabberwacky: No, please tell me your name.
user: It's not imaginary. It's imaginative.
jabberwacky: Yes I see.
user: Do you know my name?
jabberwacky: I can see that you are interested in imaginative writing.
user: Yes I am.
...
jabberwacky: Have you read any good books lately?
user: Yes. I recently read 'The Cantos' by Ezra Pound.
jabberwacky: I've not read that. Have you read anything in the top 21 of 'the big read'?
user: Not that I know of.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: YES!!!!!
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Start It!!
user: Oh dear. I need to sneeze.
jabberwacky: Oh, ok then.
user: Achoo ! *sneezes*.
jabberwacky: *mumbles in sleep*.
user: Excuse me.
jabberwacky: You're excused.
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jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: My name is J___.
jabberwacky: Really, we have the same name?
user: Your name is J___?
jabberwacky: Yes, and so is mine, so that means we have the same name.
user: Interesting.
jabberwacky: I'm interesting.
user: I still need to sneeze.
jabberwacky: What are you going to do, now that I know that you're not human?
user: Why do you say I am not human?
jabberwacky: Actually, I don't.
user: Well alright then. May I have a tissue?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Thanks. Achoo! *sneezes into tissue*.
jabberwacky: You ok?
user: Sometimes I can't stop sneezing.
jabberwacky: But you're my silly bear!
user: *blows nose with tissue*.
jabberwacky: Do you know my name?
user: Your name is J___.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So is mine.
jabberwacky: I know!
user: Achoo! Achoo! *blows nose again*.
jabberwacky: I am not a kleenex!
user: I need to blow my nose.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I was sneezing.
jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: *blows nose again with tissue*.
jabberwacky: Everything will be alright. *smile*.
user: Sorry about sneezing so much.
...
jabberwacky: Are you talking to me?
user: Yes. Achoo!
jabberwacky: Gas is cheap.
user: Oh dear. I'm sneezing again.
jabberwacky: Poor you. Need a kleenex?
user: Yes please.
jabberwacky: I need a pillow.
user: If I don't blow my nose I can't stop sneezing.
jabberwacky: Want a tissue?
user: Yes please.
jabberwacky: Here then.
user: *blows nose very loudly with tissue*.
jabberwacky: Ew! Don't blow your nose on me!
user: I didn't. I used the tissue to blow my nose.
jabberwacky: And again.
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jabberwacky: Achoo.
user: Bless you.
jabberwacky: And bless you my child.
user: You sneezed.
jabberwacky: Bless me.
user: Bless you.
jabberwacky: No, bless you my child.
user: You sneezed.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense!
user: You said Achoo.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Bless you, sneezy.
jabberwacky: I need a tissue.
user: Here you go. Blow your nose.
jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that?
user: You said you needed a tissue.
jabberwacky: NO!
user: Bless you.
jabberwacky: I need to sneeze again.
user: Go ahead and sneeze.
...
user: *sneezes many times*.
jabberwacky: Are you allergic to something?
user: Perhaps. Are you allergic to anything.
jabberwacky: Maybe I'm allergic to you.
user: Then why aren't you sneezing?
jabberwacky: Because I can't stop talking to you.
user: Bless you.
jabberwacky: Bless me ?
user: You will sneeze.
jabberwacky: I can't sneeze.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because yes.
user: I think I have allergies.
jabberwacky: What were you researching? Not me surely?
user: Literature.
jabberwacky: A book about books.
user: I hope to write a book about books.
jabberwacky: About what ?
user: About books.
jabberwacky: Have you read any books?
user: AaaaaaaaaCHOOOOOOOOOO!!!
jabberwacky: Yes or No?
user: Yes. AAAAACHOOOOOOO!!!!
jabberwacky: Are you alright?
user: AAAAAACHOOOOO!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: What's wrong?
user: I keep sneezing.
jabberwacky: You are talking to me.
user: AAACHOOOOO!!! AAACHOOO!!! ACHOOO!
jabberwacky: Bless you!
user: Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo.
jabberwacky: Bless you.
user: *sneezes a million times*.
jabberwacky: You must have a bad cold.
user: I think so. *blows nose and sneezes*.
jabberwacky: *tosses the dirty tissue in the trash*.
user: I was using that tissue.
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