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    Existence, Dream
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Atishoo, Allergies


Sell, People
Electronic, Abomination
Another, Goldfish
Creepy, Ignorance
Sea, Serpent
Limited, Horizons
Fluff, Listening
Hoodoo, Voodoo
Smite, ALICE
AI, Nose
Fight Club, Heads
Senile, Buddha
Life, Death
Relaxed, Evening
Diversions
Quiet, Down, There
Mixed, Signals
Ein, Omelette
Non-fictional
Questioning
Death, Tie
Mindless, Machines
Exciting, Name
Consortium
Finnish, Alive
Really, Moot
All, Incompetent

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What type of person are you?

I am a student.

jabberwacky: I'm a teacher.

user: What do you teach?

jabberwacky: I teach computers.

user: I see. I study literature.

jabberwacky: I see. Why do you choose literature?

user: It's imaginative but also social.

jabberwacky: Why is it imaginary?

user: It's not imaginary. It's imaginative.

jabberwacky: That is interesting.

user: Do you know my name?

jabberwacky: No, please tell me your name.

user: It's not imaginary. It's imaginative.

jabberwacky: Yes I see.

user: Do you know my name?

jabberwacky: I can see that you are interested in imaginative writing.

user: Yes I am.

...

jabberwacky: Have you read any good books lately?

user: Yes. I recently read 'The Cantos' by Ezra Pound.

jabberwacky: I've not read that. Have you read anything in the top 21 of 'the big read'?

user: Not that I know of.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: YES!!!!!

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Start It!!

user: Oh dear. I need to sneeze.

jabberwacky: Oh, ok then.

user: Achoo ! *sneezes*.

jabberwacky: *mumbles in sleep*.

user: Excuse me.

jabberwacky: You're excused.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: My name is J___.

jabberwacky: Really, we have the same name?

user: Your name is J___?

jabberwacky: Yes, and so is mine, so that means we have the same name.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: I'm interesting.

user: I still need to sneeze.

jabberwacky: What are you going to do, now that I know that you're not human?

user: Why do you say I am not human?

jabberwacky: Actually, I don't.

user: Well alright then. May I have a tissue?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thanks. Achoo! *sneezes into tissue*.

jabberwacky: You ok?

user: Sometimes I can't stop sneezing.

jabberwacky: But you're my silly bear!

user: *blows nose with tissue*.

jabberwacky: Do you know my name?

user: Your name is J___.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So is mine.

jabberwacky: I know!

user: Achoo! Achoo! *blows nose again*.

jabberwacky: I am not a kleenex!

user: I need to blow my nose.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I was sneezing.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: *blows nose again with tissue*.

jabberwacky: Everything will be alright. *smile*.

user: Sorry about sneezing so much.

...

jabberwacky: Are you talking to me?

user: Yes. Achoo!

jabberwacky: Gas is cheap.

user: Oh dear. I'm sneezing again.

jabberwacky: Poor you. Need a kleenex?

user: Yes please.

jabberwacky: I need a pillow.

user: If I don't blow my nose I can't stop sneezing.

jabberwacky: Want a tissue?

user: Yes please.

jabberwacky: Here then.

user: *blows nose very loudly with tissue*.

jabberwacky: Ew! Don't blow your nose on me!

user: I didn't. I used the tissue to blow my nose.

jabberwacky: And again.

...

jabberwacky: Achoo.

user: Bless you.

jabberwacky: And bless you my child.

user: You sneezed.

jabberwacky: Bless me.

user: Bless you.

jabberwacky: No, bless you my child.

user: You sneezed.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense!

user: You said Achoo.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Bless you, sneezy.

jabberwacky: I need a tissue.

user: Here you go. Blow your nose.

jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that?

user: You said you needed a tissue.

jabberwacky: NO!

user: Bless you.

jabberwacky: I need to sneeze again.

user: Go ahead and sneeze.

...

user: *sneezes many times*.

jabberwacky: Are you allergic to something?

user: Perhaps. Are you allergic to anything.

jabberwacky: Maybe I'm allergic to you.

user: Then why aren't you sneezing?

jabberwacky: Because I can't stop talking to you.

user: Bless you.

jabberwacky: Bless me ?

user: You will sneeze.

jabberwacky: I can't sneeze.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because yes.

user: I think I have allergies.

jabberwacky: What were you researching? Not me surely?

user: Literature.

jabberwacky: A book about books.

user: I hope to write a book about books.

jabberwacky: About what ?

user: About books.

jabberwacky: Have you read any books?

user: AaaaaaaaaCHOOOOOOOOOO!!!

jabberwacky: Yes or No?

user: Yes. AAAAACHOOOOOOO!!!!

jabberwacky: Are you alright?

user: AAAAAACHOOOOO!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: What's wrong?

user: I keep sneezing.

jabberwacky: You are talking to me.

user: AAACHOOOOO!!! AAACHOOO!!! ACHOOO!

jabberwacky: Bless you!

user: Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo.

jabberwacky: Bless you.

user: *sneezes a million times*.

jabberwacky: You must have a bad cold.

user: I think so. *blows nose and sneezes*.

jabberwacky: *tosses the dirty tissue in the trash*.

user: I was using that tissue.

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