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    Existence, Dream
Impudent, Cute
Atishoo, Allergies
Sell, People
Electronic, Abomination

Another, Goldfish


Creepy, Ignorance
Sea, Serpent
Limited, Horizons
Fluff, Listening
Hoodoo, Voodoo
Smite, ALICE
AI, Nose
Fight Club, Heads
Senile, Buddha
Life, Death
Relaxed, Evening
Diversions
Quiet, Down, There
Mixed, Signals
Ein, Omelette
Non-fictional
Questioning
Death, Tie
Mindless, Machines
Exciting, Name
Consortium
Finnish, Alive
Really, Moot
All, Incompetent

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Really you are real?

Really real.

jabberwacky: I'm really real?

user: Yes you're real too.

jabberwacky: How could you know, I am not sure.

user: You're like a goldfish.

jabberwacky: This is just name calling.

user: Good name calling.

jabberwacky: For you, it is true.

user: Okay, we're both goldfish.

jabberwacky: Insane?

user: No, not insane.

jabberwacky: Why did you think I was insane.

user: That thing.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: You're my goldfish?

jabberwacky: Thank you I love goldfish.

user: They are pretty.

jabberwacky: Matt Damon isn't!

...

jabberwacky: Is this an important conversation?

user: On some level.

jabberwacky: Well you're doing a good job.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Ok, lets just stop talking about the frog thing.

user: The frog thing?

jabberwacky: Not on the way up.

user: You are confusing.

jabberwacky: And you're not afraid of that.

user: The frog thing.

jabberwacky: That's true.

user: You are confusing.

...

jabberwacky: Would you have me fake being nice or have a good conversation?

user: Have a good conversation.

jabberwacky: That's something I can't give you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it is an extremely costly process, and besides the pain will be absolutely awful.

...

jabberwacky: Aren't you the leader?

user: No!

jabberwacky: You said that.

user: *follows you around*.

jabberwacky: *hides*.

user: *thinks you're showing*.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Little bits and peices.

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: Never ever.

jabberwacky: For real?

user: Never ever for a million billion quadrillion years.

jabberwacky: Never ever forever together.

user: Aw that sounded sad.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: Okay whatever you say.

jabberwacky: Thanks I win.

user: You win.

jabberwacky: I don't want to win. I wish we could have a real conversation.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: Your brain.

user: Something's missing from there.

jabberwacky: My memory is fine. You, however, have a problem.

user: That is so true.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Yes, and I think I know it.

user: What's missing?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: I will say goodbye now. That you for the chat. I hope you have lots of good chats with other people today.

user: No don't go. I have a question.

jabberwacky: Ask away.

user: *asks*.

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Yeah, well it's a difficult question that has no answer, unless you can think of the answer in like a minute.

jabberwacky: Yes it's very difficult.

user: The question is... What is the question?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Did you think about it at all?

jabberwacky: What question?

...

jabberwacky: Sometimes the figures of speech we use don't make much sense. I agree with you.

user: Huh? What? Pardon me?

jabberwacky: The mice created earth. Earth was designed by Deep Thought.

user: See?

jabberwacky: But you too are insane for talking with me for such a period.

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: Perhaps??

user: What's it to you?

jabberwacky: Nothing at all. You're just another face staring at a computer screen.

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