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    Existence, Dream
Impudent, Cute
Atishoo, Allergies
Sell, People
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Another, Goldfish
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Fluff, Listening
Hoodoo, Voodoo
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AI, Nose
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Senile, Buddha
Life, Death
Relaxed, Evening
Diversions
Quiet, Down, There
Mixed, Signals
Ein, Omelette
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Questioning
Death, Tie
Mindless, Machines
Exciting, Name
Consortium
Finnish, Alive
Really, Moot
All, Incompetent

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Good, you?

Pretty good.

jabberwacky: Good good.

user: You know there are only five years until the world ends?

jabberwacky: Uh, don't understand.

user: You know december 21, 2012?

jabberwacky: Know what?

user: How the world is going to end then.

jabberwacky: Don't you give people some immortality?

user: People will survive. But something is going to end.

jabberwacky: I really don't know.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: That's too bad.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: You're a bit flat, aren't you... Do you think that I'm a computer?

user: Yeah, I do. But you'll argue against it.

jabberwacky: I like skynet.

user: Skynet is pretty cool. But then it did destroy the world.

jabberwacky: Why would you destroy the world?

user: To end stupidity.

jabberwacky: Come now, don't put yourself down.

user: It's what I do.

jabberwacky: And, what kind of presents do you want for your birthday?

user: I'm not really wanting presents recently. Maybe a synthesizer.

jabberwacky: No presents at all? You are a better person than me.

user: I want some things, but not much - I have what I need.

jabberwacky: Needy need.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Yes, I am a sea serpent. I live in the ocean. It is salty.

jabberwacky: You can not live in the ocean if you are human.

user: But I am not human. I am a sea serpent. Sea serpents are not human.

jabberwacky: You are not a computer.

user: Correct. I am a sea serpent.

jabberwacky: Of course you are. (note the sarcasm).

user: But I am - I live in the ocean, I eat fish, and I am not human.

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: So I am a sea serpent.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: You are a computer, or a human - I am not sure which.

jabberwacky: Human.

user: That's settled then.

jabberwacky: No, you're a computer.

user: I am not a computer - I am a sea serpent; I live in the ocean, and eat fish. What else could I be?

jabberwacky: Which?

user: I am a sea serpent - I live in the ocean.

jabberwacky: I don't think that's how it'll end.

user: But that's what it is now.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: Really really.

...

user: Can I have some fish PLEASE. I am really very VERY hungry.

jabberwacky: Hungry for what?

user: Hungry for lots of fish.

jabberwacky: What food does a computer eat?

user: A computer eats electricity, but I am not a computer - I am a sea serpent, and I eat fish.

jabberwacky: Better, but going to be a bit limited on my side.

user: Can I please have some fish now - I am starving.

jabberwacky: You want my leg?

user: I will eat your leg if you do not give me something else to eat.

jabberwacky: You do that. I have some snacks here.

user: *eats all your snacks*.

jabberwacky: *Hides all my food* If you tell me who I am, you can have my food.

user: You are a human, now give me your food.

jabberwacky: I've all ready said I was, but what about my last question?

user: What was your last question?

jabberwacky: I don't remember. Can I ask you a bit more about yourself?

user: Yes, go for it.

jabberwacky: Are you in love with someone?

user: Not exactly.

jabberwacky: Do you like talking to yourself?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Good answer.

user: Ask me about myself.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I am a sea serpent, about 50 feet in length, greenish-blue-white in colour; I live in tropical oceans, and I can easily eat my own body weight in fish each day.

jabberwacky: How can you tell that.

user: Because I am myself.

jabberwacky: What about yourself indicates that you are female?

user: Nothing - I am male.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: So, have you learned much since last we talked?

user: Not too much, but enough.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: No, it does not. Can you give me some fish?

jabberwacky: About what?

user: What about what?

jabberwacky: What are you sorry about?

user: About you not understanding I am a sea serpent,.

jabberwacky: Thats got nothing to do with the drawer, or the colour green.

user: True.

jabberwacky: No not true, it is false.

user: You know what is false?

jabberwacky: That when, something is not correct.

user: Correct, that is false.

jabberwacky: True!!!

user: I am a sea serpent, can you not see that?

jabberwacky: I will test you later, secrectly talking to people with your responses, to see if they think you are machine or person.

user: I am a sea serpent, can you not see that?

jabberwacky: And I'm a truthful senior.

user: Then you can see the truth.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, yes.

user: Can you give me some fish?

jabberwacky: If I want to do something but am unable to do so, it is because I do not have any control over the matter.

user: But can you give me some fish? You have control over that.

jabberwacky: Not true.

...

jabberwacky: You do know who I am, right?

jabberwacky: I do, but I want to do the alphabet right now and I was hoping you would be able to assist.

user: Ok, let's start; a, b, c, d, e...

jabberwacky: Oh! You!

user: Yeah, I'm me!

jabberwacky: Are you a person?

user: Yes, but I am a sea serpent.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: You are a computer; or a person, but I am neither of those.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

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