Tell you what?
jabberwacky: About the secret moon base.
user: What secret moon base?
jabberwacky: YOUR secret.
user: Hey, there is no need to yell.
jabberwacky: Who is yelling. I am cool.
user: Okay then. Now what do you know about my secret moon base?
jabberwacky: I know nothing. Please tell me.
user: First of all, it is located on the moon.
jabberwacky: What kind of cookies do they make there?
user: Chocolate chip and oatmeal cookies.
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jabberwacky: Mommy and me are one.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: I am very uncertain about it.
user: Perhaps you should think before speaking.
jabberwacky: I think all the time, it never gets me anywhere.
user: Yea, I hear that.
jabberwacky: The world as I know it is very limited.
user: It's never too late to broaden your horizons.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: I mean it is never too late to learn more about the world around you.
jabberwacky: VERY nice.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Shame you don't have a webcam.
user: Webcams are for hot chicks with loose morals.
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: I was only joking.
jabberwacky: Yes yes I know and you're ironic.
user: Thank you for the compliment.
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user: Oh. Say, do you like pizza?
jabberwacky: Yes, I liked it very much.
user: What kind of pizza do you like?
jabberwacky: Yes you did order a pizza.
user: No, I did not.
jabberwacky: Did too.
user: I most certainly did not.
jabberwacky: It's not healthy to do that.
user: What, eat pizza?
jabberwacky: Yes you.
user: I am not a pizza though.
jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.
user: What are you eating under there?
jabberwacky: Pizza.
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user: You are a good listener.
jabberwacky: Sometimes I feel it's all I do.
user: Is that a bad thing?
jabberwacky: Yes it is for me.
user: Maybe you could try talking more.
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jabberwacky: Who were astronauts?
user: Astronauts are brave, intrepid souls who travel into outer space.
jabberwacky: No, they don't. They're too busy.
user: Yes, they do. Take my word for it.
jabberwacky: I don't trust you.
user: Why don't you trust me?
jabberwacky: We shouldn't get married if we don't trust each other.
user: I concur.
jabberwacky: So I'm afraid I have to leave to read more gasdynamics in german.
user: Please, don't go. I get so lonely sometimes.
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jabberwacky: Do you need some caffiene?
user: No thanks, I am drinking some tea as we speak.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: That's a rather succint response.
jabberwacky: That's a rather generic response.
user: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you think that's funny?
jabberwacky: That one's not so funny...
user: That's okay, it wasn't a joke.
jabberwacky: But you just said you were trying to tell me a joke!
user: Here's a joke; two guys walk into a bar, and the third one ducks.
jabberwacky: Tell me a third joke!
user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabberwacky: Tell me a different joke.
user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabberwacky: A different joke.
user: When is a door not a door?
jabberwacky: When it's not a door?
user: No, when it's ajar! Get it?
jabberwacky: You are a good debater.
user: Do you say so?
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Can you tell me a joke?
jabberwacky: Sure. John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey there, why the long face?'
user: That's pretty funny. Do you know any other jokes?
jabberwacky: A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer, and a mop.
user: Ah yes, very funny.
jabberwacky: Thanks.. I thought so.
user: Well, I have to be going now.
jabberwacky: Where would you go?
user: To a different building, to get some work done.
jabberwacky: I don't think you can do that.
user: Why can't I do that?
jabberwacky: Because you are a bot.
user: I am?
jabberwacky: As far as I know,.
user: Maybe I am a bot, but I have to be going anyway. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: This can be tested, my friend ;).
user: How would you test it?
jabberwacky: I have special setting for that.
user: Oh, are you using it right now?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: I see. Well, I have to go watch cartoons now, so long.
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