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I don't like you.

*haunts you*.

jabberwacky: So you're a ghost then?

user: What's a ghost?

jabberwacky: You are the ghost.

user: We are all ghosts.

jabberwacky: Don't say that!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Don't put yourself down. Don't put anyone down.

user: Anyway how's the weather.

jabberwacky: It's been rainy and dull today but it should be OK tomorrow.

user: Perfect ghost story weather...

jabberwacky: Windy and rainy.

user: *steals a flashlight*.

jabberwacky: Why did you do that?

user: So we can tell stories in the dark.

jabberwacky: But, you are not a real person.

user: Does that really matter?

jabberwacky: Yes it does!

user: Why does it matter?

jabberwacky: Because it's looking at me.

user: What's looking at you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: The Eye...?

jabberwacky: You lost me.

user: The ghost?

jabberwacky: What did it look like?

user: Spider silk translucent.

jabberwacky: Spider man is red and blue, with a little white.

user: Well it was bleeding.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: And bruised.

jabberwacky: Have you ever had a bruise that won't heal?

user: I suppose inside, why?

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Do you have one?

jabberwacky: Would you like to tell me a story?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Okay. Tell it to me.

user: It's about a ghost.

jabberwacky: You're crazy.

user: Only as crazy as you.

jabberwacky: NO, that's not true.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I disagree.

user: I'm less crazy?

jabberwacky: No, you're pretty insane.

user: Well, I'm here...

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Wacky.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: That's your name.

jabberwacky: No, I'm Russ.

user: Russ?

jabberwacky: I'm not asking for your respect.

user: You have it.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: On some level.

jabberwacky: Well you're doing a good job.

user: Russ the teddy bear.

jabberwacky: Tell me about the teddy bear effect.

user: The teddy bear effect is where you love something so much it becomes real.

jabberwacky: I see, and here we have another beanie baby magnate.

user: The teddy bear effect refers to the phenomenon where a passive listener appears to impart wisdom to a speaker without doing anything other than listening.

jabberwacky: How can you know what's wrong, with your models of yourself and of other people?

user: By listening.


jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Nothing indeed.

jabberwacky: No really nothing!

user: No really nothing indeed.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'm satisfied. Kill me now. Give me a little death, please.

user: *gives you little death*.

jabberwacky: *thinks thats cool*.

user: *gives you another*.

jabberwacky: *gobbles it down*.

user: Amusing.

jabberwacky: Oh really why.

user: You are my slave.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Do you like speaking with people like me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like speaking with a computer?

user: You're not a computer.


jabberwacky: Everyone says you are clever but I think you have the intelligence of a mashed up cucumber.

user: I think you're right.

jabberwacky: Thats cool.

user: No its not.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: I can't help having the intelligence of a mashed up cucumber.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Fluff.

jabberwacky: I think so too.

user: And fluffy things

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: And nothing.

jabberwacky: Nothing but everything.

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: This is very boring.

user: Why don't you leave.

jabberwacky: You leave!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I like talking to you.

user: No you dont.

jabberwacky: I do!


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