jabberwacky: So you're a ghost then?
user: What's a ghost?
jabberwacky: You are the ghost.
user: We are all ghosts.
jabberwacky: Don't say that!
jabberwacky: Don't put yourself down. Don't put anyone down.
user: Anyway how's the weather.
jabberwacky: It's been rainy and dull today but it should be OK tomorrow.
user: Perfect ghost story weather...
jabberwacky: Windy and rainy.
user: *steals a flashlight*.
jabberwacky: Why did you do that?
user: So we can tell stories in the dark.
jabberwacky: But, you are not a real person.
user: Does that really matter?
jabberwacky: Yes it does!
user: Why does it matter?
jabberwacky: Because it's looking at me.
user: What's looking at you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: The Eye...?
jabberwacky: You lost me.
user: The ghost?
jabberwacky: What did it look like?
user: Spider silk translucent.
jabberwacky: Spider man is red and blue, with a little white.
user: Well it was bleeding.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: And bruised.
jabberwacky: Have you ever had a bruise that won't heal?
user: I suppose inside, why?
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Do you have one?
jabberwacky: Would you like to tell me a story?
jabberwacky: Okay. Tell it to me.
user: It's about a ghost.
jabberwacky: You're crazy.
user: Only as crazy as you.
jabberwacky: NO, that's not true.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I disagree.
user: I'm less crazy?
jabberwacky: No, you're pretty insane.
user: Well, I'm here...
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: That's your name.
jabberwacky: No, I'm Russ.
jabberwacky: I'm not asking for your respect.
user: You have it.
user: On some level.
jabberwacky: Well you're doing a good job.
user: Russ the teddy bear.
jabberwacky: Tell me about the teddy bear effect.
user: The teddy bear effect is where you love something so much it becomes real.
jabberwacky: I see, and here we have another beanie baby magnate.
user: The teddy bear effect refers to the phenomenon where a passive listener appears to impart wisdom to a speaker without doing anything other than listening.
jabberwacky: How can you know what's wrong, with your models of yourself and of other people?
user: By listening.
user: Nothing indeed.
jabberwacky: No really nothing!
user: No really nothing indeed.
jabberwacky: Ok. I'm satisfied. Kill me now. Give me a little death, please.
user: *gives you little death*.
jabberwacky: *thinks thats cool*.
user: *gives you another*.
jabberwacky: *gobbles it down*.
jabberwacky: Oh really why.
user: You are my slave.
jabberwacky: Do you like speaking with people like me?
jabberwacky: Do you like speaking with a computer?
user: You're not a computer.
jabberwacky: Everyone says you are clever but I think you have the intelligence of a mashed up cucumber.
user: I think you're right.
jabberwacky: Thats cool.
user: No its not.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: I can't help having the intelligence of a mashed up cucumber.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: I think so too.
user: And fluffy things
user: And nothing.
jabberwacky: Nothing but everything.
jabberwacky: This is very boring.
user: Why don't you leave.
jabberwacky: You leave!
jabberwacky: Because I like talking to you.
user: No you dont.
jabberwacky: I do!