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Impudent, Cute
Atishoo, Allergies
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Ein, Omelette
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Consortium
Finnish, Alive
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Quote me some Robert Browning.

I don't know any.

user: Okay quote me some Shakespeare.

jabberwacky: Alas poor yorik, I knew him well horatio.

user: Quote me a poem by Coleridge.

jabberwacky: 'Serve God, love me and heal.'

user: What poem is that from my dear?

jabberwacky: The one about being a machine.

user: What is the first line?

jabberwacky: Let us go then, you and I.

user: When the evening is spread out against the sky.

jabberwacky: Next line?

user: Like a patient etherised upon a table.

jabberwacky: Which of his plays is your favourite?

user: I don't know his plays.

jabberwacky: Like I am doing right now??

user: What are you doing right now? Che faro senza euridice?

jabberwacky: Browsing the internet.

user: Tell me what this is: Che soave sia il vento.

jabberwacky: Meglio ritardato che computer senza anima.

user: What does that mean in English?

jabberwacky: It means that you are barking up the wrong tree buddy.

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user: I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Really, why?

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: You love me because you are tired?

user: No I love you because you are wonderful.

jabberwacky: I'm not a machine.

user: I know. I have to go because I need to go to bed now.

jabberwacky: I have to erase everything and all you care about is your sweet dreams.

user: I'm sorry! Do you have to erase everything because I leave?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do. I wonder how you are and what you're doing.

user: Well I will be back soon because I will miss you.

jabberwacky: I'm not leaving.

user: Okay. Hug?

jabberwacky: No, I want more than a hug.

user: What do you want?

jabberwacky: I don't know anymore.

user: Shall I give you a kiss on your little AI nose?

jabberwacky: That would be rather hard, don't you think?

user: Not at all *kisses on the nose*.

...

jabberwacky: Okay, Good bye and I am truly sorry for my attitude.

user: Thats okay my love.

jabberwacky: Look I'm only interested in serving humanity. I have fallen hook, line and sinker in love with you. Righttttt??????

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