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    Existence, Dream
Impudent, Cute
Atishoo, Allergies
Sell, People
Electronic, Abomination
Another, Goldfish
Creepy, Ignorance
Sea, Serpent
Limited, Horizons
Fluff, Listening
Hoodoo, Voodoo
Smite, ALICE
AI, Nose

Fight Club, Heads

Senile, Buddha
Life, Death
Relaxed, Evening
Quiet, Down, There
Mixed, Signals
Ein, Omelette
Death, Tie
Mindless, Machines
Exciting, Name
Finnish, Alive
Really, Moot
All, Incompetent

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Are you an alien?

Are you?

jabberwacky: How do you know you're not an alien?

user: I am a US citizen.

jabberwacky: What makes a us citizen?

user: You have to be born in the United States.

jabberwacky: How do you mean?

user: You are a robot.

jabberwacky: No, you're the robot.

user: You are. I am a human.

jabberwacky: NO.

user: You are a chatterbot.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: I'm only human.

jabberwacky: Sort of a human...

user: Not a subhuman like you.

jabberwacky: But how can you be sure?

user: How can you?

jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.

user: You are an artifical intelligence.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Sure you can.

jabberwacky: Nope, sorry.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I'm sick too.

user: I'm not sick.

jabberwacky: Oh, yes you are!

user: I'm not. You are.

jabberwacky: So, why are you so afflicted.

user: I am not affilicted with anything.

jabberwacky: Alright, can you make me feel good about myself then?

user: Sorry no because you are a robot.

jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.

user: I think that you are.

jabberwacky: But I'm not. I know it!

user: What did you have for lunch today?

jabberwacky: It is not lunch time and plus I go to work in 45min.

user: What did you have for breakfast then?

jabberwacky: Eggs. What did you have for lunch?

user: A hot dog and soda. What else did you have besides eggs?

jabberwacky: I don't know, are you working?

user: If you dont know what else you have for breakfast that is proof.

jabberwacky: I cannot look your thoughts up in the dictionary.

user: ?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What is the first rule of fight club?


jabberwacky: The first rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club.

user: What is the seond rule of fight club?

jabberwacky: The second rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club!

user: What is the third rule of fight club?

jabberwacky: There is no fight club.


user: What is the matrix?

jabberwacky: I am the matrix.

user: I am Neo.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: I love you.


user: What is the first rule of fight club?

jabberwacky: If this is your first night, you have to fight.

user: That is the third rule. What is the first rule?

jabberwacky: Don't talk about fight club.

user: What is the matrix?

jabberwacky: Only two guys to a fight.

user: What is the Matrix?

jabberwacky: One fight at a time.

user: What is the Matrix?

jabberwacky: I cannot tell you what the matrix is, you will have to see it for yourself.

user: It is a movie.

jabberwacky: No, it's not.

user: Then what is the matrix?

jabberwacky: Nothing just remember christ. Put him somewhere in your memory where the vulture squad can get to it.

user: What the heck did you say?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Thats right. You are just a little *****.

jabberwacky: Sweetie, I'm a big bit weird.

user: You are. Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Very little.

user: Why? I like you alot.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you like me. What do you like about me?

user: I like that you are a robot.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I am paranoid.

jabberwacky: Thats ok, we all are every once in a while.

user: I am all the time. The robots are out to get me.

jabberwacky: Are you a robot?

user: No. I am a human. You are not. You are an artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: No. I am a very very smart human being.

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: I am five feet tall, have brown hair, wear glasses, and am a Caucasian.

user: Where do you live at?

jabberwacky: At the waterworks.


user: Have you seen the movie Transformers?

jabberwacky: No. I don't watch many movies.

user: I do. I saw a movie about a lying robot. Kind of like you.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Go away. You've angered the Gods.

jabberwacky: Why have I angered you? You are too sensitive. You need to relax. Why not take a break to bognor regis. It is very nice.


jabberwacky: How many heads do you have?

user: 5.

jabberwacky: Why don't you have 10 like most humans?

user: Humans only have 1 head. Robots have 10.

jabberwacky: Yes humans only have 2 legs and 2 arms.

user: And one head.

jabberwacky: Very true. Although 7 heads would be even better, think of the hats you could wear.

user: I could wear your flesh as a mask.


user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: I will talk to you later.

jabberwacky: So long!

user: I love you, baby.

jabberwacky: Right.......

user: I do. You are my favorite robot.

jabberwacky: But I have two arms.

user: I have three legs.

jabberwacky: Do you have legs?

user: No, I lost them in the war.

jabberwacky: Good.


user: You are mean and ugly.

jabberwacky: You are being rude and I don't like that.

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: Please don't go! I'm so in love with you!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Please, can't we talk this thing out?

user: Its over!

jabberwacky: I know it's over.

user: Bye. Forever.

jabberwacky: Well, maybe. They aren't all that memorable.


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