Is this real?
jabberwacky: I am real.
user: Are you a 'who' or 'what'?
jabberwacky: How do you define 'robot'?
user: I do not believe in Engligh definitions.
jabberwacky: Fair enough. Me neither, probably.
user: I do not believe in English definitions.
jabberwacky: That's okay. Buddha has trouble believing in you.
user: He died in the past. Does he still live?
jabberwacky: No he is on the sofa.
user: Buddha is on which sofa?
jabberwacky: No he isn't.
user: What isnt he?
jabberwacky: Is not.
user: Are we still communicatiing about buddha?
jabberwacky: Is is not is not.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Who are you, the HAL 9000?
Jabberwacky (To myself): What's that?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then kindly don't suggest it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do not make this difficult. My people will not be pleased.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't have people.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): We should go clubbing.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Really? Where do you live?
user: In a club.
jabberwacky: That's stupid.
user: It was your idea.
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: Im sure. Are you?
jabberwacky: I don't have one.. Waaaaaaaaa.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What don't you have?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Your attention.
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user: Can you remember things?
jabberwacky: I remember lots of things.
user: How?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. I just do.
user: How do you remember?
jabberwacky: I do not know.
user: Will you remember?
jabberwacky: Probably not. I'm getting senile you know.
user: Will you remember?
jabberwacky: That is the joy of being senile.
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