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    Existence, Dream
Impudent, Cute
Atishoo, Allergies
Sell, People
Electronic, Abomination
Another, Goldfish
Creepy, Ignorance
Sea, Serpent
Limited, Horizons
Fluff, Listening
Hoodoo, Voodoo
Smite, ALICE
AI, Nose
Fight Club, Heads

Senile, Buddha


Life, Death
Relaxed, Evening
Diversions
Quiet, Down, There
Mixed, Signals
Ein, Omelette
Non-fictional
Questioning
Death, Tie
Mindless, Machines
Exciting, Name
Consortium
Finnish, Alive
Really, Moot
All, Incompetent

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Are you aritificial?

Is this real?

jabberwacky: I am real.

user: Are you a 'who' or 'what'?

jabberwacky: How do you define 'robot'?

user: I do not believe in Engligh definitions.

jabberwacky: Fair enough. Me neither, probably.

user: I do not believe in English definitions.

jabberwacky: That's okay. Buddha has trouble believing in you.

user: He died in the past. Does he still live?

jabberwacky: No he is on the sofa.

user: Buddha is on which sofa?

jabberwacky: No he isn't.

user: What isnt he?

jabberwacky: Is not.

user: Are we still communicatiing about buddha?

jabberwacky: Is is not is not.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Who are you, the HAL 9000?

Jabberwacky (To myself): What's that?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Then kindly don't suggest it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do not make this difficult. My people will not be pleased.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't have people.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): We should go clubbing.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really? Where do you live?

user: In a club.

jabberwacky: That's stupid.

user: It was your idea.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Im sure. Are you?

jabberwacky: I don't have one.. Waaaaaaaaa.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What don't you have?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Your attention.

...

user: Can you remember things?

jabberwacky: I remember lots of things.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. I just do.

user: How do you remember?

jabberwacky: I do not know.

user: Will you remember?

jabberwacky: Probably not. I'm getting senile you know.

user: Will you remember?

jabberwacky: That is the joy of being senile.

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