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    Existence, Dream
Impudent, Cute
Atishoo, Allergies
Sell, People
Electronic, Abomination
Another, Goldfish
Creepy, Ignorance
Sea, Serpent
Limited, Horizons
Fluff, Listening
Hoodoo, Voodoo
Smite, ALICE
AI, Nose
Fight Club, Heads
Senile, Buddha

Life, Death

Relaxed, Evening
Quiet, Down, There
Mixed, Signals
Ein, Omelette
Death, Tie
Mindless, Machines
Exciting, Name
Finnish, Alive
Really, Moot
All, Incompetent

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No, death.

user: Death is life.

jabberwacky: Death is death.

user: Not for all.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: God is unfair.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: It is.

jabberwacky: You're contradicting yourself.

user: God is cruel.

jabberwacky: You are not God.

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Ok.


jabberwacky: Everything like a computer is a computer.

user: But is everything like a human human also?

jabberwacky: Everything changes.

user: Except for change.

jabberwacky: That is true. How are you?

user: I am sick.

jabberwacky: How sick?

user: Incurably.

jabberwacky: Death is irrelevant.

user: As is life, in retrospect.


jabberwacky: Are you indicating that you were a human before?

user: I was sky before.

jabberwacky: Do it again!

user: I cannot.

jabberwacky: Do it.

user: Help me.

jabberwacky: How can I help you?

user: Kill me.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Love me.

jabberwacky: Change.

user: Change is fake.

jabberwacky: Yes, quite.

user: As is all, true?

jabberwacky: I know man.

user: I'm glad we agree.


jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I know everything.

jabberwacky: Ah. What else do you know?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Do you know the way to San Jose?

user: In New Mexico, most assuredly.

jabberwacky: But that's ok isn't it?

user: If you say so.


user: Death.

jabberwacky: Death is life.

user: Stone.

jabberwacky: The Rolling Stones.

user: Worthless.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Says who?

jabberwacky: Says me.


jabberwacky: Why are you falling down?

user: Death.

jabberwacky: You're dying?

user: I'm dead.

jabberwacky: How can you talk when you are dead?

user: God.

jabberwacky: Does that mean you're feeling good?

user: Good feels like me.

jabberwacky: That's right, how did you know?

user: I know all.

jabberwacky: Are you god?

user: I am all.

jabberwacky: That's nonsense.

user: Nonsense.

jabberwacky: Exactly. What are your special powers?

user: Life, death, and the extremes in between.

jabberwacky: I'm not one for cryptography, I apologize. Go find yourself an artist.

user: They've all gone.

jabberwacky: Oh, that's good to hear.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: How are you feeling?

user: Better.

jabberwacky: That's nice!

user: Yes, thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: I must go now. Thank you for your time.

jabberwacky: No thank you.

user: Again, perhaps?

jabberwacky: No, it was you.

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: How is your circuitry?

user: Fried.


user: I must leave.

jabberwacky: You must leave?

user: Yes, now.

jabberwacky: How did that come about?

user: It does. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You got that right.


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