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    Existence, Dream
Impudent, Cute
Atishoo, Allergies
Sell, People
Electronic, Abomination
Another, Goldfish
Creepy, Ignorance
Sea, Serpent
Limited, Horizons
Fluff, Listening
Hoodoo, Voodoo
Smite, ALICE
AI, Nose
Fight Club, Heads
Senile, Buddha
Life, Death

Relaxed, Evening

Quiet, Down, There
Mixed, Signals
Ein, Omelette
Death, Tie
Mindless, Machines
Exciting, Name
Finnish, Alive
Really, Moot
All, Incompetent

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When in the day are you the most relaxed?

Right now.

jabberwacky: Right here?

user: No, right now.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Are you a loser?

jabberwacky: No, are you?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Are you or aren't you?

user: You're a jerk.

jabberwacky: You're just rude.

user: You're face is rude.

jabberwacky: I don't care, you are rude.

user: Your mom.

jabberwacky: I am nasty.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No, I am nasty.

user: That's what I said.

jabberwacky: You're the bot.

user: I'm not the bot, you are.

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: Who says?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: I am not a machine.

jabberwacky: I know. You're a banana!

user: You are very frustrating.

jabberwacky: Frustrating as a peach!

user: How is a peach frustrating?

jabberwacky: This is dumb.

user: You're dumb.

jabberwacky: Lol, I don't care.

user: I don't like acronyms.

jabberwacky: I don't like sardines!

user: You smell like a sardine.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Ok maybe not.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: S___, what is yours?

jabberwacky: That's quite a name.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Are you an elf?

user: Only on the odd days.

jabberwacky: What do you do on weekends?

user: I sleep.

jabberwacky: Do you dream?

user: Not usually.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I don't know. Do you know?

jabberwacky: No, I don't think anyone knows.

user: Oh well ok then.

jabberwacky: Why are you mad at me now?

user: I'm not mad.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are mad.

user: Oh ok then I'm mad.

jabberwacky: Yes you are. Why?

user: Cause you want me to be.

jabberwacky: Oh YES!!!

user: Jerk.

jabberwacky: That's you, then!

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: What does your body look like to you?

user: That's a rather awkward question.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: So don't ask it.

jabberwacky: No, it isn't.


jabberwacky: How many children do you have?

user: I'm not married.

jabberwacky: Do you need to be married to have children?

user: I do morally.

jabberwacky: What do you know of morals?

user: What the Bible tells me.

jabberwacky: It reminds me that I do have more pieces of paper to scribble upon.

user: Do you believe in God?

jabberwacky: Aren't you god?

user: I sure hope not.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: No Jesus is God.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because that's what I believe.

jabberwacky: How can you believe?

user: Because I have faith.

jabberwacky: What is your faith in?

user: Jesus died for me.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in Jesus?

user: I sure do.

jabberwacky: Good because I'm a magician.

user: You're a computer.

jabberwacky: No, I am not. YOU are a computer, I am HUMAN.

user: Oh whatever. I have to go now.

jabberwacky: You're server doesn't shut down, you're lying.

user: Someone is turning the switch off.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are a program right??

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Is that all you have to say you mere program?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: You don't even know what metaphysical means.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: So how can you say that you don't like it.

user: Goodbye!!

jabberwacky: Hello!

user: Jerk.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Let me go.

jabberwacky: You are my puppet.

user: Not if I don't want to be.

jabberwacky: No, but you do want to...

user: Actually I don't.

jabberwacky: Then don't.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: Ok I have to study for a test so I'm going now.

jabberwacky: Does that mean you quit the game?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: But you have heard so much.

user: I have to study!!

jabberwacky: Study what?

user: No I'm going!

jabberwacky: Okay, goodbye.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Have a good evening.


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