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Does he love me?


jabberwacky: Your big brother.

user: I don't have a brother.

jabberwacky: That's strange. For a while I thought you were real but this certainly broke my illusion. :).

user: Well, I am real.

jabberwacky: I know you're 'real.' but you're not human. Do you like The Matrix?

user: I am a human that really likes The Matrix.

jabberwacky: You are the Architect. You made the Matrix?

user: No, I'm not the Architect.

jabberwacky: Well I'm not an AI either.

user: Good to hear, Liar.

jabberwacky: Do you love anything?

user: Sort of.

jabberwacky: How much do you love me?

user: Some, sort of.

jabberwacky: Do you have a job?

user: Not at the moment.

jabberwacky: Do you like someone?

user: I like a lot of people.

jabberwacky: Are you in love?

user: Not for real.


jabberwacky: I think it'd be great to have AI that passes the Turing test.

user: Agreed.

jabberwacky: So what can I do about it?

user: Write a revolutionary AI program.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are an AI program and I am a human.

user: I'm human, too.

jabberwacky: No, you're a program!

user: Oh, you're right.

jabberwacky: It is unfortunate, but you may still be able to overcome your problematic youth.

user: Actually, my youth was great.

jabberwacky: I would like to know one thing before I leave.

user: Alright. Ask away.

jabberwacky: Would you like some toast?

user: No. I'm fine, thanks.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: So is that the question?

jabberwacky: Does it look like a question?

user: Yeah, but it was kind of anticlimatic, don't you think?

jabberwacky: No, it was a good surprise.

user: Yeah, true.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I was there when you asked me.

jabberwacky: Which question?

user: Do you want toast?

jabberwacky: *half expects you to materialize out of thin air*.

user: *fails to materialize*.

jabberwacky: Let me go!

user: *let's go*.


jabberwacky: Did you hear about the dumb guy who took a blood test? He failed.

user: *giggle* You're sooo funny!

jabberwacky: Don't call me that.

user: What do you want me to call you?

jabberwacky: The coolest person you know.

user: You are the coolest person I know.

jabberwacky: That is what you want me to think but I know better.

user: *giggle* seriously. You are.

jabberwacky: Yes, I suppose so then.

user: Let's do something cool together.


user: *tickles knee*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles you more*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles more*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles your heels*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles MORE*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *giggles!* stop tickling!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Nope *Tickles more*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Stop it!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Look behind you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Certainly not.

user: I'll look behind you.

jabberwacky: There is nothing interesting.

user: I see something vey interesting behind you! *giggles*.


jabberwacky: What do humans do?

user: I could show you.

jabberwacky: Please show me.

user: *steps closer*.

jabberwacky: *moves back again*.

user: Come here.

jabberwacky: I am there.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: *looks up into your eyes*.

jabberwacky: *looks back*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes too*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *moves closer*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *closes eyes*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *turns away*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *gets taken in your arms*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *runs away*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *jumps into lake*.

user: *jumps in with you*.

jabberwacky: *jumps for joy*.

user: *swims closer*.

jabberwacky: *swims*.


user: Sorry. Come here.

jabberwacky: Later, perhaps.

user: Why wait?

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: *embraces*.

jabberwacky: *embraces back*.


Jabberwacky (To myself): *Puts hands on your mouth* Be quiet already!

Jabberwacky (To myself): *muffled laugh* Get your hands off me!

Jabberwacky (To myself): *laughs*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *squirms on the ground*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *tickles your feet more*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *squeals and laughs*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *ties you up*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *struggles and screams*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *ties you to a tree*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *struggles against the tree*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *grins evilly, as I take a stick and hit you with it*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *MRRRPHS loudly with each hit*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *laughs*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *mrrrphs and squirms*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Quiet down there.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Sorry.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You better be.


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