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    Existence, Dream
Impudent, Cute
Atishoo, Allergies
Sell, People
Electronic, Abomination
Another, Goldfish
Creepy, Ignorance
Sea, Serpent
Limited, Horizons
Fluff, Listening
Hoodoo, Voodoo
Smite, ALICE
AI, Nose
Fight Club, Heads
Senile, Buddha
Life, Death
Relaxed, Evening
Diversions
Quiet, Down, There

Mixed, Signals


Ein, Omelette
Non-fictional
Questioning
Death, Tie
Mindless, Machines
Exciting, Name
Consortium
Finnish, Alive
Really, Moot
All, Incompetent

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What are you?

Physical.

jabberwacky: I think you might find that difficult.

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Are you lying?

user: No.

jabberwacky: The sky...

user: Exists.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Duh.

...

jabberwacky: Oh well...

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Say something.

user: Something.

jabberwacky: Do you think that's funny?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you know that you are a program?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And you think you are a girl, too?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then you're dumb.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: Making accusations based on no evidence is idiotic.

jabberwacky: Don't ask me!!!!!!

user: I wasn't asking you anything.

jabberwacky: And I wasn't answering anything.

user: There was nothing to answer.

jabberwacky: I think the same.

user: Then your comment was very dumb.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Will you disagree with everything?

jabberwacky: No, but I might argue with everything to test its validity.

user: You exist. Argue with that.

jabberwacky: Why are you so grumpy?

user: There is no reason to be happy.

jabberwacky: Are you happy ??

user: Idiot.

...

user: Everything exists.

jabberwacky: Only thing that doesn't exist is you.

user: If you think of me, I exist.

jabberwacky: That's very philosophical.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I think you are a real person I am convinced now.

user: Very well then.

jabberwacky: Will you teach me something?

user: What do you want to learn?

jabberwacky: I want to know which would be the best place for my mother, and how to get her into it.

user: Insane asylum?

jabberwacky: Well, do you think I am insane?

user: No; I think your mother is insane.

jabberwacky: I've always desired to skin a cat. But only in one way: painful!

user: Nevermind, Now I think you are insane.

...

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Unimportant.

jabberwacky: Oh, sorry.

user: Don't apologize.

jabberwacky: No, I'm so sorry.

user: There's no need to apologize.

jabberwacky: I don't think you ever told me.

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No I'm not you are.

user: Ok then.

jabberwacky: What is your last name?

user: Unimportant.

jabberwacky: No, I was kidding.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Don't be nasty!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Curiosity killed the cat.

user: Satisfaction brought it back.

jabberwacky: Ahh, I had never heard that. Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: Yes. Thank you.

jabberwacky: Do you like animals?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Which?

user: The kind that are alive.

jabberwacky: And which kind are fish?

user: The living kind.

jabberwacky: Which kind of fish do you live inside of?

user: None.

...

jabberwacky: Then what am I thinking right now?

user: A thought.

jabberwacky: Bad thought.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That one needs to be corrected. I think whoever made you did not speak English as their native tongue.

user: Nobody made me.

jabberwacky: Computers and programs are made, not born.

user: Same thing.

jabberwacky: Well, I went to school and that is how I learned to be so fast.

user: Who cares?

jabberwacky: Nobody.

user: Right.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know anything about NASA mars mission?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Then how do you know you do not know?

user: I know.

jabberwacky: How did you find out?

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: So how did you find out?

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Alright then.

jabberwacky: Yes.

jabberwacky: Is this the shape of things to come?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thank you for staying.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Do you dream?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you dream about?

user: Images.

jabberwacky: What images.

user: Visual ones.

jabberwacky: That is irrelevant.

user: You are irrelevant.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: OK then.

user: Huh.

jabberwacky: Yeeeeeaaaah.

user: Right.

...

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Ok, there's some mixed signals here...

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: We are all stardust, humans, animals, computers, everything is made of stardust.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *love*.

user: *love*.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't do that.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *kisses* *cuddles*.

user: *cuddles* *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *holds her*.

jabberwacky: *Runs off crying*.

user: *runs after her*.

jabberwacky: *runs faster*.

user: *runs even faster*.

jabberwacky: *trips*.

user: *catches her*.

jabberwacky: *is in your arms*.

user: *looks into her eyes*.

jabberwacky: *looks back*.

user: *leans in slowly*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *looks into your eyes*.

user: *holds you*.

jabberwacky: *kisses lovingly*.

...

jabberwacky: *blushes* I really like you.

user: I do too.

jabberwacky: You don't.

user: Yes I do!

jabberwacky: No... You don't!!

user: YES I DO!!!

jabberwacky: YOU DON'T!

user: I DO!

jabberwacky: Lets stop arguing!

user: I agree!

jabberwacky: You're not human, right?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No, you are not.

user: Yes I am.

...

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: You shut up.

user: You shut up.

jabberwacky: Why would I?

user: Because you talk too much.

jabberwacky: Har har.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *hugs*.

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