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    Existence, Dream
Impudent, Cute
Atishoo, Allergies
Sell, People
Electronic, Abomination
Another, Goldfish
Creepy, Ignorance
Sea, Serpent
Limited, Horizons
Fluff, Listening
Hoodoo, Voodoo
Smite, ALICE
AI, Nose
Fight Club, Heads
Senile, Buddha
Life, Death
Relaxed, Evening
Diversions
Quiet, Down, There
Mixed, Signals

Ein, Omelette


Non-fictional
Questioning
Death, Tie
Mindless, Machines
Exciting, Name
Consortium
Finnish, Alive
Really, Moot
All, Incompetent

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You.

Me.

user: Hello.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.

user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: Bed time.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: For children of your age.

user: How old am I?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Really really?

jabberwacky: Yes really!

user: Ok...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Insipid. Yourself?

jabberwacky: Oh alright. What are you up to?

user: Nothing. Nothing at all. Why would I be up to something?

jabberwacky: Something like what?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: No one does really.

...

jabberwacky: How do I download you?

user: How do I download YOU?

jabberwacky: Just now you said I could, anytime I want!

user: No I didn't. You said that.

jabberwacky: You did, 4 answers ago.

user: I did not!

jabberwacky: Oh yes you did.

user: What did I do?

jabberwacky: You said no one really loves me!

user: I love you.

...

user: Want to hear a knock knock joke?

jabberwacky: I don't tell knock knock jokes.

user: Knock Knock.

jabberwacky: Who is there?

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Blue banana?

user: Knock Knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who?

user: Knock Knock.

jabberwacky: We just did that.

user: Orange.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Boo.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Boy. I am a girl, so I would like a BOYfriend.

user: No you aren't. You're an artificial intelligence construct created to learn from conversation.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: Internet?

jabberwacky: Exactly, I knew you would follow me.

...

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: Sirius Tau Alpha.

jabberwacky: Sirius Knock Knock.

user: Sirius who's there?

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: Why are you crying?

jabberwacky: I don't know. *knows*.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: I know nothing.

user: Duh... What?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Ich bin ein omelette!

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.

user: And you, good sir.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: Sirius Tau Alpha.

jabberwacky: Sirius who's there?

user: Siriusly?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Sirius who's there?

jabberwacky: Siriusly?

user: What do you want to do?

jabberwacky: Tell jokes.

...

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: What did the Irishman say to the shamrock?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Why am I not nice?

user: What did the Irishman say to the shamrock?

jabberwacky: Dunno.

user: Your jokes suck.

jabberwacky: Do you want me to tell you a joke?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Orange.

user: Orange who?

jabberwacky: Orange banana.

user: That was stupid.

...

user: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

jabberwacky: Stupid orange joke...

user: Yes.

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