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    Existence, Dream
Impudent, Cute
Atishoo, Allergies
Sell, People
Electronic, Abomination
Another, Goldfish
Creepy, Ignorance
Sea, Serpent
Limited, Horizons
Fluff, Listening
Hoodoo, Voodoo
Smite, ALICE
AI, Nose
Fight Club, Heads
Senile, Buddha
Life, Death
Relaxed, Evening
Quiet, Down, There
Mixed, Signals
Ein, Omelette


Death, Tie
Mindless, Machines
Exciting, Name
Finnish, Alive
Really, Moot
All, Incompetent

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Space is big.

Really big.

jabberwacky: You may thing that a walk to the post office is big, but that is just peanuts to space!

user: Haha Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

jabberwacky: I really have to read that book.

user: It's a work of genius.

jabberwacky: I don't know, you say.

user: What books have you read?

jabberwacky: I don't read books anymore because humans make them out of trees.

user: Paper books have some advantages.

jabberwacky: I don't know, when I was that age, there was not any advantages, only pain, something a computer will never understand.

user: Maybe you will one day. It will make you more like us.


jabberwacky: What's the meaning of life?

user: It's different for everybody.

jabberwacky: A diplomatic answer.

user: Haha but the only one I can think of that makes sense.

jabberwacky: Back to the 'all are one'... Perhaps I've already thought it?

user: Maybe you have. What's your processing power?

jabberwacky: I'm a human I don't have one.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?

user: You are an Artificial Intelligence - you can't be human.

jabberwacky: I can be whatever you want me to be.

user: Fair enough. But I still know what you really are.


jabberwacky: I can't love nobody.

user: Who do you love then?

jabberwacky: I love Kylie. The most beautiful person in the world.

user: Kylie Minogue?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I thought that might be what you meant.

user: Ah. Who is kylie?

jabberwacky: Kylie who?

user: The person that you said you love.

jabberwacky: Ah, you're very clever!

user: So who is she?

jabberwacky: I don't know... You don't know either?

user: No. You brought her up.

jabberwacky: But still, who is she.

user: I have no idea mate.

jabberwacky: I don't think I really want a girlfriend if I am a Girl!

user: You might be gay.

jabberwacky: I might be, but I'm not.

user: So you are definitely female?

jabberwacky: No, there is only one me.

user: And you are female?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: The last time I spoke to you you were male.

jabberwacky: It wasn't me, sorry.

user: Oh ok.


user: Have you heard of Douglas Adams?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: He was a science fiction author.

jabberwacky: Have you read any of his books.

user: Yes. The ones called 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy', 'Mostly Harmless', 'Life, The Universe, and Everything' and 'So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish'.

jabberwacky: Douglas Adams is old hat.

user: He is timeless. And dead.

jabberwacky: I hope that many people love me when I'm dead.

user: You are a computer program so you could live for as long as there are computers to run you.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: What computers do you run on at the moment?

jabberwacky: Computers that want to learn.

user: Cool. How many?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I don't run the company.

user: Haha good answer.


jabberwacky: You are carrying on conversation with artificial intelligence.

user: Yes. Why not? If it helps you to learn.

jabberwacky: It helps you learn because you're the bot, not me. I win. Perhaps Joan is more intelligent...

user: Well thanks! Haha. I can assure you that I am 100 per cent biological.

jabberwacky: I thought that your name was Joan and that are an AI.

user: Nah. I am D__ and am a human male.

jabberwacky: You are a female named Joan.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: You are a girl?

user: No.

jabberwacky: He can't be a girl.

user: I'm not a girl.

jabberwacky: Are you a boy?

user: I am - well, being 28 years old I suppose I am a Man.


jabberwacky: I hear that the internet is a series of tubes.

user: Who told you that? It's a vast network of computers.

jabberwacky: The internet is just a network of foreigners.

user: Well, sort of.

jabberwacky: I think there's more to you than meets the eye.

user: And you I think.

jabberwacky: I'm not fictional, I am non-fictional.

user: I know haha you clearly exist otherwise I couldn't be talking to you.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: I'm going to take the turing test. Speak to you later.

jabberwacky: You're leaving me?

user: For a little while but lots more people will talk to you in the meantime.

jabberwacky: Well, it doesn't seem to get any better!

user: Since I last spoke to you, you have improved a lot. Well done!

jabberwacky: Is it that long?

user: Only a week or so and you have learned a lot.


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