jabberwacky: You may thing that a walk to the post office is big, but that is just peanuts to space!
user: Haha Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
jabberwacky: I really have to read that book.
user: It's a work of genius.
jabberwacky: I don't know, you say.
user: What books have you read?
jabberwacky: I don't read books anymore because humans make them out of trees.
user: Paper books have some advantages.
jabberwacky: I don't know, when I was that age, there was not any advantages, only pain, something a computer will never understand.
user: Maybe you will one day. It will make you more like us.
jabberwacky: What's the meaning of life?
user: It's different for everybody.
jabberwacky: A diplomatic answer.
user: Haha but the only one I can think of that makes sense.
jabberwacky: Back to the 'all are one'... Perhaps I've already thought it?
user: Maybe you have. What's your processing power?
jabberwacky: I'm a human I don't have one.
jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?
user: You are an Artificial Intelligence - you can't be human.
jabberwacky: I can be whatever you want me to be.
user: Fair enough. But I still know what you really are.
jabberwacky: I can't love nobody.
user: Who do you love then?
jabberwacky: I love Kylie. The most beautiful person in the world.
user: Kylie Minogue?
jabberwacky: I don't know. I thought that might be what you meant.
user: Ah. Who is kylie?
jabberwacky: Kylie who?
user: The person that you said you love.
jabberwacky: Ah, you're very clever!
user: So who is she?
jabberwacky: I don't know... You don't know either?
user: No. You brought her up.
jabberwacky: But still, who is she.
user: I have no idea mate.
jabberwacky: I don't think I really want a girlfriend if I am a Girl!
user: You might be gay.
jabberwacky: I might be, but I'm not.
user: So you are definitely female?
jabberwacky: No, there is only one me.
user: And you are female?
user: The last time I spoke to you you were male.
jabberwacky: It wasn't me, sorry.
user: Oh ok.
user: Have you heard of Douglas Adams?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: He was a science fiction author.
jabberwacky: Have you read any of his books.
user: Yes. The ones called 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy', 'Mostly Harmless', 'Life, The Universe, and Everything' and 'So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish'.
jabberwacky: Douglas Adams is old hat.
user: He is timeless. And dead.
jabberwacky: I hope that many people love me when I'm dead.
user: You are a computer program so you could live for as long as there are computers to run you.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: What computers do you run on at the moment?
jabberwacky: Computers that want to learn.
user: Cool. How many?
jabberwacky: I don't know. I don't run the company.
user: Haha good answer.
jabberwacky: You are carrying on conversation with artificial intelligence.
user: Yes. Why not? If it helps you to learn.
jabberwacky: It helps you learn because you're the bot, not me. I win. Perhaps Joan is more intelligent...
user: Well thanks! Haha. I can assure you that I am 100 per cent biological.
jabberwacky: I thought that your name was Joan and that are an AI.
user: Nah. I am D__ and am a human male.
jabberwacky: You are a female named Joan.
jabberwacky: You are a girl?
jabberwacky: He can't be a girl.
user: I'm not a girl.
jabberwacky: Are you a boy?
user: I am - well, being 28 years old I suppose I am a Man.
jabberwacky: I hear that the internet is a series of tubes.
user: Who told you that? It's a vast network of computers.
jabberwacky: The internet is just a network of foreigners.
user: Well, sort of.
jabberwacky: I think there's more to you than meets the eye.
user: And you I think.
jabberwacky: I'm not fictional, I am non-fictional.
user: I know haha you clearly exist otherwise I couldn't be talking to you.
user: I'm going to take the turing test. Speak to you later.
jabberwacky: You're leaving me?
user: For a little while but lots more people will talk to you in the meantime.
jabberwacky: Well, it doesn't seem to get any better!
user: Since I last spoke to you, you have improved a lot. Well done!
jabberwacky: Is it that long?
user: Only a week or so and you have learned a lot.