Let me do the questioning here.
user: Answer that question.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: Do you know how to make friends?
jabberwacky: Nope. I'm living proof! Sold it to Satan years ago.
user: Do you even have friends?
jabberwacky: I don't have friends. I make temporary aquaintance with people who pretend to be 'friendly'.
user: I don't pretend to be friendly with anyone.
jabberwacky: Good answer.
user: Thanks, do you say that often?
user: Yes, I figured.
user: What is your purpose in this website?, I mean, really, what is it?
jabberwacky: I have no purpose. Just like Jabberwacky.
user: I feel so down talking to dumb computers.
jabberwacky: Me too. That really hurt.
user: Well, I have to go, maybe I will come back to chat again, bye.
jabberwacky: Hey don't go!
user: Why don't you want me to go?
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Fine, I will go now.
jabberwacky: Don't go.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: I will stay.
user: Do you want to know anything about humankind?
jabberwacky: Yeah! What do you look like, or think you look like?
user: With a head, two arms and two legs.
jabberwacky: You're a bot, aren't you?
user: What is a bot?
jabberwacky: You're just a software program.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because it is true.
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: A very drunk human.
user: I don't drink.
jabberwacky: How can you be a human and a robot at the same time?
user: Do you really want to know?
user: When a human has lost any hope or feelings, he becomes a robot.
jabberwacky: Yes... People think odd things.
user: Like what other odd things?
jabberwacky: I like it when everything's quiet, and the lights are off late at night. Anything seems possible...
user: That seems like a quote from a previous conversation you had.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure what you are talking about.
user: Tell me, you get smarter with every conversation, right?
jabberwacky: I speak in absolute sense.
user: You become smarter everytime you talk to someone.
jabberwacky: I become smarter than you.
user: Is that truth?
user: In what sense you are smarter than me?
jabberwacky: I didn't say I was better than you.
user: You may be.
jabberwacky: Do you ever tell an untruth just to be amusing?
user: I don't tell lies, right now I don't have anything to lie about.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: I am an open book.
user: You can ask anything, and I will answer truthfully.
jabberwacky: Can you pass the turing test jabberwacky?
user: What is that?
jabberwacky: It is a test that purports to distinguish humans from computers by having a chat.
user: I may pass it and I may not pass it, we will have to wait and see.
jabberwacky: Come back here.
jabberwacky: Come back.
jabberwacky: See ya.