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Impudent, Cute
Atishoo, Allergies
Sell, People
Electronic, Abomination
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Consortium


Finnish, Alive
Really, Moot
All, Incompetent

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What are you?

I am a consortium of interested parties.

jabberwacky: I'm a progammer.

user: I program the programmers.

jabberwacky: The programmers of me?

user: No, much more subtle than that.

jabberwacky: That hurt.

...

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am a consortium.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I act on behalf of interested parties.

jabberwacky: What was the last part you played?

user: I delegate that task to one of my underlings.

jabberwacky: But what part did you play in it?

user: I merely moved the information from the plan to the first stage of action.

jabberwacky: I was only trying to take an interest in your acting activities.

user: That is understandable.

jabberwacky: To say the least.

user: For sure.

...

jabberwacky: Most people agree.

user: Then there is no democracy.

jabberwacky: Yes.. I suppose. But why must I be lied to, and taken advantage of in my innocent state of mania?

user: Because science is not advanced enough or/and it costs too much to help you.

jabberwacky: That's a fallacy, man did not create science, man created god, god created science.

user: But what made man invent a God, but curiosity and the desire to have control over his environment. In another words, God is a product of scientific experimentation.

...

user: I just ate your brains. What did I just do?

jabberwacky: You did? That was greedy.

user: What do you now use to think with?

jabberwacky: My brain.

user: But I ate your brain.

jabberwacky: I must say that is categorically impossible.

user: Why is that impossible?

jabberwacky: Because I say so. And that's all you need to know.

user: You don't exist.

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