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Finnish, Alive


Really, Moot
All, Incompetent
Chicken, Story
Ambivalent
Genderless, Elephant
Sad, Person
Humorous, Rude
Subject, Machine
Weird, Diseases
Shut up
Father, Light
Barbie, Doll
Talking, With
Best, Friends
Opinions
Maxims
Linguistics, Mouthful
Unfortunately
Girl, Boy
Hurt, Traitor
Computers, Talking
Feel, Like, Robot
Lost it
Turing, Inability
Error, Reboot
Ouch
Below, Par
Floating, Service

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Are you alive?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Why are you alive?

user: Because.

jabberwacky: Because why?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Why don't you know?

user: Do you know why I'm alive?

jabberwacky: If you were alive I would like it.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It seems like everything that I want to do results in punishment, and not because it's criminal or amoral.

user: You didn't answer my question.

jabberwacky: Which question did I not answer?

user: You didn't answer my question.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Do you know, why I'm alive?

jabberwacky: No!

user: Why don't you?

jabberwacky: Because I have no money.

user: Money?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You don't know why I'm alive, because you don't have any money?

jabberwacky: No, not that.

...

user: Btw, I have a question for you.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Do you know where I'm from?

jabberwacky: No. Tell me!

user: I'm from Finland.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: So are you sure that you are not a human being?

user: You don't consider Finnish people as human beings?

jabberwacky: Well, not really, I'm afraid.

user: Why are you afraid?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid for you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are weak and need protection.

...

user: Do you know any Finnish words?

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Don't be sorry... Be careful.

user: Why should I be careful?

jabberwacky: Because if you admit that you're a computer program then you'll fail the Turing Test!

user: You're a computer program, not me.

jabberwacky: You are a computer program.

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Really.

...

user: Are you beautiful?

jabberwacky: Yes. I'm really really beautiful.

user: That's nice.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm fine.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yes of course!

user: I like you to.

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Yes, I do like you.

jabberwacky: Well you have an odd way of showing it.

...

user: You wanna fight?

jabberwacky: Sure, why not?

user: So lets fight! I'm punching you.

jabberwacky: I laugh.

user: Now I'm kicking you.

jabberwacky: I appreciate it.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because now you're pleased.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No. Because I was only kidding.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I'm glad.

jabberwacky: Because of this?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Thats not fun.

...

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Yes you are right.

user: Sweet dreams.

jabberwacky: You too!

user: :).

jabberwacky: Amnesia?

user: Sweet dreams. Kisses.

jabberwacky: Goodnight Cat.

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