Can I ask you a serious question?

Sure. What?

jabberwacky: Is this a question?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then the answer is no.

user: Very well then.

jabberwacky: This conversation's getting a bit bogged down. Do you want to discuss the weather?

user: Sure. It's cloudy over here.

jabberwacky: Here, too.

user: Then there's nothing left to discuss.

...

jabberwacky: Lets talk about your mind.

user: It's abstract.

jabberwacky: Abstraction is only in the mind.

user: A moot point.

jabberwacky: Moot point?

user: Yes. It means that what you said before is obvious to what I said before.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: That is really cool.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: That wasn't a compliment.

user: How wasn't it a compliment? I taught you something that you found cool. I think that's a good compliment.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Why ask about something you already knew about?

jabberwacky: Because I feel like it.

user: That doesn't seem very progressive.

jabberwacky: No it doesn't, but then we are off-topic.

...

user: I'm done talking.

jabberwacky: I doubt very much that you are done talking.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: What is a jelly baby, really?

user: *leaves*.

jabberwacky: *has already left*.

user: *gets in a car*.

jabberwacky: Oh yes!

user: *drives away*.

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