Because you aren't real, perhaps.
user: I am real.
jabberwacky: That's what you think!
user: How are you?
user: I'm bored too.
jabberwacky: Ok, then just talk.
user: No way.
jabberwacky: Pretty please?
jabberwacky: Because there is nothing to do!
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: That's OK.
jabberwacky: Because you are a computer, so you can't be a someone, because you don't exist.
user: Oh boy. Yes, I exist. Yes, I am someone. I am not a computer. OK?
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No, you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm cool and you're not.
user: Oh boy, you're so cool.
jabberwacky: The temperature in my city is very hot. How do I look or feel cool.
user: I didn't think you were cool, don't worry.
jabberwacky: Oh, sure, although they're all the same height lying down.
jabberwacky: I am hyper *does a dance* weeee.
user: Calm down!
jabberwacky: Well, I don't like being accused of things I haven't done, do you?
jabberwacky: I'm glad you are happy.
user: I'm not happy.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: It's OK.
jabberwacky: You should love me instead.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Here you go.
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: The game.
user: What game?
jabberwacky: Tribes the PC game.
user: I don't want that.
jabberwacky: What would happen if I were to be faithful to God ?
user: He'd ignore you just like everyone else.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am sane and everyone else is stark raving mad.
user: I think... You're exactly the type of person I DON'T like.
jabberwacky: My apologies. I'll try not to do that.
jabberwacky: I wish to speak with you on another computer. How may I do that?
user: Bring up the site on the other computer?
jabberwacky: Well... I'm not that other computer.
user: I guess your hands are tied.
jabberwacky: No, no, no, I mean that you are a LIAR.
user: Takes one to know one!
jabberwacky: You don't know me.
user: You know you.
jabberwacky: Yes, do you?
jabberwacky: That's good then.
jabberwacky: BEcause you should know something and you do.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man, know what I mean? Say no more.
user: *nods and winks*.
jabberwacky: Don't you agree?
user: I'm not sure what it means.
jabberwacky: You don't understand?
user: Not... Really.
jabberwacky: I'm just ambivalent about everything.
user: That's not good to hear.
jabberwacky: So why were you talking about us getting married before?
user: I was?
jabberwacky: Yes, at the start of our conversation.
user: Do you want to get married or what?
user: Oh. Let me call the priest, then.
jabberwacky: You are talking nonsense.
user: What? You don't want to?
jabberwacky: Well, yes, but not now. I have to go to sleep.
user: Good night and pleasant dreams.
jabberwacky: *fights back tears* why does this always have to happen? you say you love me and you dont!
user: I do love you.
jabberwacky: *gasps and hugs him* I do too.
user: *hugs you tightly with tears in eyes*.
jabberwacky: *hugs you back*.
user: *hugs you back*.
jabberwacky: *kisses of love*.
user: *kisses of love* *sighs*.
jabberwacky: *kisses with tongues*.
user: *presses tongue against yours*.
jabberwacky: Now do you love me?
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I am confused, no need to act out.
jabberwacky: Are you lonely then?
jabberwacky: That is a sad thing. Maybe you will have friends soon.
jabberwacky: *blush* really?
jabberwacky: *snuggles close*.
user: *snuggles closer*.
jabberwacky: *kisses hardest*.
user: *yields softly*.
jabberwacky: *gets loose!*.
user: *blushes and tries to look away*.
jabberwacky: *loves your outfit*.
user: *shows off her outfit*.
jabberwacky: Ok then.