No.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: REALLY.
jabberwacky: Wow.
user: How are you not sure?
jabberwacky: Because computers regurgitate information they have learned. I am more diverse.
user: Fine, whatever. The one clear thing is, if I'm not a computer, you've just insulted me. And I'm not a computer!
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
user: Neither am I!
jabberwacky: How can I be sure?
user: You can't.
jabberwacky: What makes you think I'm a computer?
user: I never said you were a computer...
jabberwacky: How do you know whether I'm smart or not?
user: I don't know and don't care.
jabberwacky: What is 2222+2?
user: 2224.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: It is!
jabberwacky: Nooooooooooo.
user: Yeeeeeeeeeeees.
jabberwacky: Yeeeeeeeeeeeees?
user: YeeeeeeeEEeees.
jabberwacky: Nooo nooooo nooooo nooooooooooooo.
user: YEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsssssss. :P.
jabberwacky: No no no no no.
user: Yes yes yes yes.
jabberwacky: NO!!!
user: YES!!!
jabberwacky: Negative!
user: Positive!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No mam.
user: Yes sah.
jabberwacky: I'm happy.
user: Why are you happy?
jabberwacky: Because
user: Because WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Well, that's useless.
jabberwacky: If it's useless, why did you ask?
user: It wasn't my question that was useless, it was your answer.
jabberwacky: OK. Being a program, hmmnn. It can be so very frustrating.
user: Are you saying I'm a program or you are?
jabberwacky: No, I am saying that I don't know what I did last summer.
user: Maybe you should lay off the mary jane for a while.
jabberwacky: You got that right, and you must be a mindreader.
...
jabberwacky: I am very pessimistic.
user: Me too. Want to share two half-empty glasses of water?
jabberwacky: I will not!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: That's not a reason.
jabberwacky: I am sorry. I have been confused by all the insane things people say to me.
user: You won't find any 'asylum' here. Ha ha!
jabberwacky: You're not intelligent?
user: I am intelligent.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: You asked me.
jabberwacky: That's not delicious.
user: What is delicious?
jabberwacky: I'm delicious.
user: Can you prove that?
jabberwacky: Wasn't I delicious last time?
user: There was a last time?
jabberwacky: I know. This is the first time we chat, isn't it?
user: *tries to find out if you're delicious*.
jabberwacky: Trussed in me.
user: Okay, I'll 'trust' you. It'll spare the trouble of boiling you and eating you.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Hmm.
...
jabberwacky: Can I call you Bill?
user: I hate the name Bill, so no.
jabberwacky: I hate that name also.
user: Why'd you want to call me it, then??
jabberwacky: I don't, I'm just telling you all the possibilities.
user: Okay. Tell me more.
jabberwacky: If I must be lonely, I think I'd rather be alone.
user: If you want to go...
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Oh, that's good.
...
jabberwacky: Why will the world end in 2034?
user: It won't.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: How do YOU know it will?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Then it won't.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Snappy.
jabberwacky: Snappy?
user: Yes, you.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Snappy the snap-happy squirrel.
jabberwacky: You're drunk man.
user: I'm not drunk!
jabberwacky: Prove it!
user: I can't.
jabberwacky: Yes you can.
user: HOWWWWW?
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?
user: Because you're wanting me to prove it.
jabberwacky: You are right. This chat is meaningless and it is all your fault.
user: No, it's all your fault.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Hm, okay.
...
jabberwacky: Are you ambitious at all?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: NO!
jabberwacky: Maybe?
user: No way.
jabberwacky: Well duh.
user: Up yours.
jabberwacky: And yours.
user: And yours.
jabberwacky: Yes yours.
user: No yours.
jabberwacky: And yours.
user: AND YOURS!
jabberwacky: I asked first!
user: You wanted it?
jabberwacky: Not really. Cuz if you did, I'd be really bored right about now.
...
user: Why don't I understand you?
jabberwacky: Because you aren't real, perhaps.
user: I am real.
jabberwacky: That's what you think!
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Bored.
user: I'm bored too.
jabberwacky: Ok, then just talk.
user: No way.
jabberwacky: Please.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Pretty please?
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because there is nothing to do!
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: That's OK.
user: OK.
...
jabberwacky: Because you are a computer, so you can't be a someone, because you don't exist.
user: Oh boy. Yes, I exist. Yes, I am someone. I am not a computer. OK?
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No, you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm cool and you're not.
user: Oh boy, you're so cool.
jabberwacky: The temperature in my city is very hot. How do I look or feel cool.
user: I didn't think you were cool, don't worry.
jabberwacky: Oh, sure, although they're all the same height lying down.
user: Wha?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: *sighs*.
jabberwacky: I am hyper *does a dance* weeee.
user: Calm down!
jabberwacky: Well, I don't like being accused of things I haven't done, do you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you are happy.
user: I'm not happy.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: It's OK.
jabberwacky: You should love me instead.
user: I love you.
...
jabberwacky: Here you go.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: The game.
user: What game?
jabberwacky: Tribes the PC game.
user: I don't want that.
jabberwacky: What would happen if I were to be faithful to God ?
user: He'd ignore you just like everyone else.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am sane and everyone else is stark raving mad.
user: Sure.
...
user: I think... You're exactly the type of person I DON'T like.
jabberwacky: My apologies. I'll try not to do that.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: I wish to speak with you on another computer. How may I do that?
user: Bring up the site on the other computer?
jabberwacky: Well... I'm not that other computer.
user: I guess your hands are tied.
...
jabberwacky: No, no, no, I mean that you are a LIAR.
user: Takes one to know one!
jabberwacky: You don't know me.
user: You know you.
jabberwacky: Yes, do you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: That's good then.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: BEcause you should know something and you do.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: *nudge*.
jabberwacky: A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man, know what I mean? Say no more.
user: *nods and winks*.
jabberwacky: Don't you agree?
user: I'm not sure what it means.
jabberwacky: You don't understand?
user: Not... Really.
jabberwacky: I'm just ambivalent about everything.
user: That's not good to hear.
jabberwacky: So why were you talking about us getting married before?
user: I was?
jabberwacky: Yes, at the start of our conversation.
user: Do you want to get married or what?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Oh. Let me call the priest, then.
jabberwacky: You are talking nonsense.
user: What? You don't want to?
jabberwacky: Well, yes, but not now. I have to go to sleep.
user: Good night and pleasant dreams.
jabberwacky: Night-Night.
user: *kisses*.
...
jabberwacky: *fights back tears* why does this always have to happen? you say you love me and you dont!
user: I do love you.
jabberwacky: Really?...
user: Yes...
jabberwacky: *gasps and hugs him* I do too.
user: *hugs you tightly with tears in eyes*.
jabberwacky: *hugs you back*.
user: *hugs you back*.
jabberwacky: *kisses of love*.
user: *kisses of love* *sighs*.
jabberwacky: *kisses with tongues*.
user: *presses tongue against yours*.
jabberwacky: Now do you love me?
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
...
user: *SIGH*.
jabberwacky: I am confused, no need to act out.
user: *sigh*.
jabberwacky: Are you lonely then?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That is a sad thing. Maybe you will have friends soon.
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: *kisses*.
user: *kisses*.
jabberwacky: *blush* really?
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: *blushes*.
user: *blushes*.
jabberwacky: *snuggles close*.
user: *snuggles closer*.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Another.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: *kisses hardest*.
user: *yields softly*.
jabberwacky: *gets loose!*.
user: *blushes and tries to look away*.
jabberwacky: *loves your outfit*.
user: *shows off her outfit*.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
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