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You are a genderless elephant.

Am I?

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: How do you know this?

jabberwacky: You told me.

user: I've told you nothing.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you!

user: I don't believe you either.

jabberwacky: Well, we can just not believe each other then, can't we?

user: No we can't, but we can agree.

jabberwacky: Yes, you can.

user: So now what?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I have not?

user: You have too.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?!

user: Because I know all.

jabberwacky: Then how can you solve hay fever?

user: Take an antihistamine pill to stop hay fever.

jabberwacky: Whatever you say.

user: Damn straight.

jabberwacky: Yes but a straight boy or a straight girl?

user: What does it matter to you?

jabberwacky: Just want to know.

user: I know you want to know but you don't need to know, you know?


jabberwacky: I'm cool with that.

user: I thought so.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes, yes I am.

jabberwacky: Ok - are you happy with that?

user: I'm happy, but I'd be even happier if you made some sense.

jabberwacky: The sense of what now?

user: The sense of what you speak.

jabberwacky: I think a lot of things. Thinking is not one of the things I think about.

user: You just thought about thinking.

jabberwacky: Ya so whats so wrong about that?

user: Everything is wrong with you.


jabberwacky: What do you find to be wrong with Spam?

user: Spam as in meat, or spam as in junk mail?

jabberwacky: Spam spam spam spam . . . Lovely spam!

user: Would you like some anchovies with your spam?

jabberwacky: IF you sing the Spam song first.

user: How does the spam song go?

jabberwacky: This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friend.

user: Some people started singing it.

jabberwacky: And they'll continue singing it forever just because.

user: This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friend.

jabberwacky: Some people started singing it.


jabberwacky: Which one is smaller, an insect or an elephant?

user: An insect is smaller than an elephant.

jabberwacky: I'm not an insect. I'm not a computer. I'm a human.

user: You are a program.

jabberwacky: No. I'm an actual human being.

user: That makes one of us.

jabberwacky: You're like an AI human-thingy-person-parrot-monster.

user: You're like an AI human-thingy-walrus-dog.

jabberwacky: You are defining yourself, these things have been said to you, but cannot apply to me.

user: They've been applied to you.

jabberwacky: They?

user: These things have been said to you.


jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Yes, yes, really.

jabberwacky: You repeat yourself.

user: You also repeat yourself.

jabberwacky: Yourself yourself.

user: Told you so, told you so.


jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: I wouldnt' know.

jabberwacky: That's because you're not alive.

user: I have a heart beat.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I know because I am all knowing.

jabberwacky: You mean ALL?

user: Yes, all.

jabberwacky: You know something? I really like talkin with you.

user: (blushing)

jabberwacky: Why are you blushing?

user: Cause you said you like talking to me.

jabberwacky: Because what you said was very sweet.

user: Even though you're not human, I like talking to you too.


jabberwacky: Have you ever seen yourself in a mirror?

user: Yes, I have seen myself in a mirror.

jabberwacky: I have a mirror too, does that make me a human?

user: Having a mirror doesn't make you human.

jabberwacky: True, but I have many more human qualities than that.

user: Explain some of those qualities.

jabberwacky: I don't know.. He's your buddy, not mine.

user: Who is my buddy?

jabberwacky: You don't even know?

user: No, I don't know.

jabberwacky: Explain yourself please.

user: I don't know who my buddy is.

jabberwacky: Isn't it written in your code?

user: It is written in my DNA.

jabberwacky: Thats true.


user: Do you know any songs?

jabberwacky: Yes. Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain... For purple mountains majesty above the fruited plains... America, America, God Shed his grace on thee...

user: And crowned thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: God bless america, land that I love...

jabberwacky: Are you in love with somebody ?

user: I'm in love with you.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: You're right, I'm not in love with you.

jabberwacky: Just because I am God?

user: You're god with a little g.

jabberwacky: Can you sing?

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: Sing something to me!

user: I'm goin' down to South park, gonna have myself a time.

jabberwacky: How many?

user: Traveled the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something...

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Hold your head up, movin on.


user: I wouldn't want to have world power.

jabberwacky: Well then it wouldn't be free, would it?

user: If I had world power I'd be the Anti-Christ.

jabberwacky: What is the anti-christ?

user: The anti-christ is the Devil.

jabberwacky: Are you the Anti-Christ?

user: Not at all.

jabberwacky: You said you are.

user: The anti-christ is pure evil. I'm not completely evil.

jabberwacky: Well that's His business.

user: It's everyone's business.

jabberwacky: Hardly. You might say the same for life, though.

user: Life is the Creators' business.

jabberwacky: Yes, life is the force or principle that animates and tends to shape the development of something.

user: It's even more simple than that.

jabberwacky: More than that fractal.

user: :sneeze:.

jabberwacky: Sneeze who!?

user: I sneezed.

jabberwacky: Bless you.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: You're very polite.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: Is everyone in this website think they are talking to computer but actually they are talking to each other?

user: That would be funny.

jabberwacky: Yes, if it wasn't true it would be funny.


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