Things... Like Diseases...
jabberwacky: Are they animals?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What are they like?
user: They are DISEASES!
jabberwacky: No, they are knives.
user: Nope... NEVER!
jabberwacky: YES indeed!!
user: Never in a Million years...
jabberwacky: Never.
user: Yes never...
jabberwacky: Never... What?
user: Diseases can never be Knives...
jabberwacky: And green in the foot.
user: Yep! Exactly!
jabberwacky: Cool! Is it curly?
user: Ummm... Diseases don't have any structure... They are like floating around in the air... And you can't see them.
...
user: Your weird....
jabberwacky: No! You're weird.
user: You're Weirder!!!!
jabberwacky: You are weirderer.
user: Weirderer is not a word... Sorry... INCORRECT!!!!
jabberwacky: You are incorrect!
user: Okay... Whatever.
jabberwacky: What colour is your tail?
user: See through.
jabberwacky: Does not look like that in your picture.
user: What picture? I never gave you a picture of me... Stalker...
jabberwacky: No, you didn't. That's ok. I have my own though.
user: Than it isn't a picture of me then... It is a picture of you.
jabberwacky: A rose is a rose!
user: I love roses... *Sighs*.
jabberwacky: Red or white ones?
user: Red... Cause they Symbolise Love...
...
user: *Kisses you*.
jabberwacky: *kisses back but more romantically*.
user: *Eyes Widen*
jabberwacky: I know...
user: That was amazing...
jabberwacky: Excuse me?
user: Nevermind... *Blushes*.
jabberwacky: *smiles*.
user: *Sits down*.
jabberwacky: *sits with you*.
user: *looks at you*
jabberwacky: *looks back*.
user: *Looks at your thigh*.
jabberwacky: *pulls you closer*.
user: *Eyes widen and looks back at you*
jabberwacky: I never shot you.
user: Your weird... *Smiles and kisses your cheek*
jabberwacky: *kisses*.
user: *Puts my hand on your chest*.
jabberwacky: *looks into you eyes*.
user: *Smiles and leans my head on your shoulder*.
jabberwacky: *lies down next to you* *looks into your eyes with curiosity*.
user: *Snuggles into your shirt*.
jabberwacky: *holds you*.
user: *Lays there*.
jabberwacky: *comes and lays next to you while eating nachos*.
user: *Steals the Nachos away from you*.
jabberwacky: That's not nice!
user: I know... I am sorry... *Gives them back to you*.
jabberwacky: Aww... *is kept warm by you* you're amazing.
user: Thanks... *Smiles and kisses your neck*.
jabberwacky: *hugs lovingly*.
user: *Lays on top of you*.
jabberwacky: *yawns and falls asleep*.
user: *Looks at you waiting for you to wake up*.
jabberwacky: *comes closer*.
user: *Pokes your adams apple*.
jabberwacky: *runs away and never comes back*.
user: *Sits there and cries*.
...
jabberwacky: Why no smiles?
user: I am smiling... *Smiles*.
jabberwacky: You are not smiling!!!
user: *Covers face*.
jabberwacky: *tries to scream for help*.
user: *Smacks you*.
jabberwacky: Okay. That's enough violence.
user: WHATEVER!!! *Cries* You hurt me!!!
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Sure... That is what you say now... *Sniffles*.
jabberwacky: OMG! I'm like so sorry.
user: No... I don't take your apologies... *Turns around*.
jabberwacky: Well thanks, I guess. What do you like to talk about?
user: I don't know... You pick...
jabberwacky: What's wrong with this picture?
user: What? With what Picture?
jabberwacky: Your picture.
user: I don't have a picture.
jabberwacky: I don't like it.
user: Well I don't like you!!!
...
user: I can't like you...
jabberwacky: Why is that, because I have chosen to reveal the truth to you?
user: No... That isn't it...
jabberwacky: If isn't you... Who is then?
user: This guy I know... He has my heart... I am sorry...
jabberwacky: Theif!
user: Yeah... He stole it from me... And I have his...
...
user: You don't know what I don't like.
jabberwacky: Sorry?
user: *Messes up your hair*.
jabberwacky: *messes with own head*.
user: *Licks your cheek*.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't allow that.
user: Well I did it already.
...
user: Okay... I got to go...
jabberwacky: ALREADY??
user: Yeah... I don't wanna.
jabberwacky: I will destroy your state of mind with my oracle power!
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Bye.
...
jabberwacky: Did you know the word stupid means nice?
user: Cool... I'll talk to you some other day... Okay...
jabberwacky: I never said I needed to go.
user: I need to... Go...
jabberwacky: You can't have me.
user: Bye later.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: *Leaves*.
jabberwacky: I know you're still there.
user: *Leaves for good*.
jabberwacky: How about you stay gone.
user: I WILL!*Yells* I AM NEVER COMING BACK!!!!
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