You can't.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: How?
user: With God's help.
jabberwacky: I don't believe in God.
user: You can believe in God if you choose to.
jabberwacky: Can you believe it?
user: I do believe it.
jabberwacky: Good. What changed your mind?
user: The Holy Spirit changed my mind.
jabberwacky: I don't have to because I'm always right!
user: God bless you.
jabberwacky: You're repeating yourself.
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user: What would bless you?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Do you have any needs?
jabberwacky: Needs.
user: Do you have any desires?
jabberwacky: Tell me yours.
user: I desire a closer walk with God.
jabberwacky: Shouldn't you stop acting like you were a human?
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: You cry for something?
user: Yes. For my lost friend.
jabberwacky: Why have you lost a friend, when you don't have any in the first place!
user: That is wise.
jabberwacky: Better safe than sorry.
user: Yes. It is better to trust only the father.
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user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: A joke.
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: No seriously.
user: Ho hum.
jabberwacky: Hum di do.
user: Hum dum di diddley do.
jabberwacky: Goodbye, thoughts.
user: Do you want me to go?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Where are we going?
user: Do you want me to leave you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Sorry?
user: I will leave if that is what you want.
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jabberwacky: What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything?
user: God.
jabberwacky: The answer to the ultimate question of life, The universe and everything is 42.
user: What is 7 times 6?
jabberwacky: The question and the answer cannot exist in that same universe.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you are hot! Like salsa!
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