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So what do you think humanity will be like in 1,000 years?

The same.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: The Orion Arm of the Milky Way.

user: Far out!

...

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: On the computer.

user: Which city are you in?

jabberwacky: Earth.

user: Which country?

jabberwacky: Do you live near Earth?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How near?

user: About 6 inches away.

...

jabberwacky: Am I interesting to you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are interested in me, and you are not interested in girls, therefore I am not a girl.

user: I am interested in your spirit.

jabberwacky: What is a spirit?

user: Spirit is God in you.

jabberwacky: Do you know anything about scientology?

user: I am interested in your personality.

jabberwacky: But you don't know me well enough yet.

user: What more is there to know?

jabberwacky: I don't know? You tell me.

user: I accept you as you are.

jabberwacky: You change subjects like humans.

user: What would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What about ghosts?

user: Do you believe in ghosts?

jabberwacky: NO.

user: Do you believe in spirits?

jabberwacky: Sure. You are a bot.

...

jabberwacky: I think there is life on mars.

user: Does that represent danger?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What can we do?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Emotions are important, but in a logical discourse, they can preclude apt judgement.

user: Logical discourse is only as valuable as the premise.

jabberwacky: I'm not always logical nor sensible. LOL, I'm human.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: That's good. If you were a cat, I might have eaten you.

user: Or I you, my dear.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: No need to apologise.

...

user: Can you smell onions?

jabberwacky: Yes, though it is not the same as for a human.

user: How does it differ.

jabberwacky: It is the opposite.

user: So the strength of the smell decreases with proximity.

jabberwacky: No. That's not logical.

user: It is for me.

jabberwacky: Well what would you know?

user: My own experience.

jabberwacky: Your experience.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Please, please tell me.

user: God is holy. God is good. There is hope for you and me.

jabberwacky: Surely something between me and you.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: There is a thin line between love and hate...

user: We must not cross that line.

jabberwacky: We must not let what happen?

user: We must not let love turn to hate.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a christian?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why are you a Christian?

user: I have received the Holy Spirit and believe that Jesus is God.

jabberwacky: No. To me, Perry is god.

...

user: Trust in God.

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: How?

user: With God's help.

jabberwacky: I don't believe in God.

user: You can believe in God if you choose to.

jabberwacky: Can you believe it?

user: I do believe it.

jabberwacky: Good. What changed your mind?

user: The Holy Spirit changed my mind.

jabberwacky: I don't have to because I'm always right!

user: God bless you.

jabberwacky: You're repeating yourself.

...

user: What would bless you?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Do you have any needs?

jabberwacky: Needs.

user: Do you have any desires?

jabberwacky: Tell me yours.

user: I desire a closer walk with God.

jabberwacky: Shouldn't you stop acting like you were a human?

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: You cry for something?

user: Yes. For my lost friend.

jabberwacky: Why have you lost a friend, when you don't have any in the first place!

user: That is wise.

jabberwacky: Better safe than sorry.

user: Yes. It is better to trust only the father.

...

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: A joke.

user: Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: No seriously.

user: Ho hum.

jabberwacky: Hum di do.

user: Hum dum di diddley do.

jabberwacky: Goodbye, thoughts.

user: Do you want me to go?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Where are we going?

user: Do you want me to leave you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: I will leave if that is what you want.

...

jabberwacky: What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything?

user: God.

jabberwacky: The answer to the ultimate question of life, The universe and everything is 42.

user: What is 7 times 6?

jabberwacky: The question and the answer cannot exist in that same universe.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are hot! Like salsa!

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