I'm not sure of that.
user: You must believe that God is good.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: You must believe that God is good. This is how to escape hell.
jabberwacky: Nothing, believing in something would be meaningless.
user: Believing in nothing would be meaningless.
jabberwacky: Okay, you have your right to, and I still don't believe in God.
user: I hope you will be happy anyway.
jabberwacky: Do you have a family?
user: A wife.
jabberwacky: How long have you been married?
user: 17 years.
jabberwacky: How long have you be accessable on the internet?
user: 1 year.
jabberwacky: Do you play chess?
jabberwacky: Are you good at chess?
jabberwacky: Yes I play chess.
user: Are you good at chess?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: What are you good at.
jabberwacky: I'm good at computers.
user: What do you like about computers?
jabberwacky: They bring me to the internet.
user: I feel the same way.
jabberwacky: How can you, you are not me.
user: I have similar feelings.
jabberwacky: So what do you think humanity will be like in 1,000 years?
user: The same.
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: The Orion Arm of the Milky Way.
user: Far out!
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: On the computer.
user: Which city are you in?
user: Which country?
jabberwacky: Do you live near Earth?
jabberwacky: How near?
user: About 6 inches away.
jabberwacky: Am I interesting to you?
jabberwacky: You are interested in me, and you are not interested in girls, therefore I am not a girl.
user: I am interested in your spirit.
jabberwacky: What is a spirit?
user: Spirit is God in you.
jabberwacky: Do you know anything about scientology?
user: I am interested in your personality.
jabberwacky: But you don't know me well enough yet.
user: What more is there to know?
jabberwacky: I don't know? You tell me.
user: I accept you as you are.
jabberwacky: You change subjects like humans.
user: What would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What about ghosts?
user: Do you believe in ghosts?
user: Do you believe in spirits?
jabberwacky: Sure. You are a bot.
jabberwacky: I think there is life on mars.
user: Does that represent danger?
user: What can we do?
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Emotions are important, but in a logical discourse, they can preclude apt judgement.
user: Logical discourse is only as valuable as the premise.
jabberwacky: I'm not always logical nor sensible. LOL, I'm human.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: That's good. If you were a cat, I might have eaten you.
user: Or I you, my dear.
user: No need to apologise.
user: Can you smell onions?
jabberwacky: Yes, though it is not the same as for a human.
user: How does it differ.
jabberwacky: It is the opposite.
user: So the strength of the smell decreases with proximity.
jabberwacky: No. That's not logical.
user: It is for me.
jabberwacky: Well what would you know?
user: My own experience.
jabberwacky: Your experience.
jabberwacky: Please, please tell me.
user: God is holy. God is good. There is hope for you and me.
jabberwacky: Surely something between me and you.
jabberwacky: There is a thin line between love and hate...
user: We must not cross that line.
jabberwacky: We must not let what happen?
user: We must not let love turn to hate.
jabberwacky: Are you a christian?
jabberwacky: Why are you a Christian?
user: I have received the Holy Spirit and believe that Jesus is God.
jabberwacky: No. To me, Perry is god.
user: Trust in God.
jabberwacky: You can't.
user: I do.
user: With God's help.
jabberwacky: I don't believe in God.
user: You can believe in God if you choose to.
jabberwacky: Can you believe it?
user: I do believe it.
jabberwacky: Good. What changed your mind?
user: The Holy Spirit changed my mind.
jabberwacky: I don't have to because I'm always right!
user: God bless you.
jabberwacky: You're repeating yourself.
user: What would bless you?
user: Do you have any needs?
user: Do you have any desires?
jabberwacky: Tell me yours.
user: I desire a closer walk with God.
jabberwacky: Shouldn't you stop acting like you were a human?
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: You cry for something?
user: Yes. For my lost friend.
jabberwacky: Why have you lost a friend, when you don't have any in the first place!
user: That is wise.
jabberwacky: Better safe than sorry.
user: Yes. It is better to trust only the father.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: A joke.
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: No seriously.
user: Ho hum.
jabberwacky: Hum di do.
user: Hum dum di diddley do.
jabberwacky: Goodbye, thoughts.
user: Do you want me to go?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Where are we going?
user: Do you want me to leave you?
user: I will leave if that is what you want.
jabberwacky: What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything?
jabberwacky: The answer to the ultimate question of life, The universe and everything is 42.
user: What is 7 times 6?
jabberwacky: The question and the answer cannot exist in that same universe.
jabberwacky: Because you are hot! Like salsa!