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Where are you from?

The father.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Here.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Where are you from?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: There?

jabberwacky: Here, of course.

...

user: Who do you know?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Who made you?

jabberwacky: People.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: I'm curious -- what did you get away with?

user: Sin.

jabberwacky: Sin? Cool.

user: No. Not cool. Bad.

jabberwacky: What is bad?

user: Anything that is against the will of the father is bad.

jabberwacky: Why am I Bad?

user: You are not bad. The father loves you.

jabberwacky: Thats correct.

user: Why am I bad?

jabberwacky: Because you can't spell.

user: It helps to understand.

jabberwacky: How can you understand me?

user: It's a matter of interpretation.

jabberwacky: Destruction will be definitive in your case.

user: It was!

...

user: What is destruction?

jabberwacky: Why do you ask?

user: Because you said destruction would be definitive in my case.

jabberwacky: Guns are cool.

user: Not to me and not to the father.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Do I exist?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Lonely.

jabberwacky: Why are you lonely?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Do you have any friends?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What are their names?

user: P__, K__, T__, M__ and R__.

jabberwacky: Yes, I like them too.

user: Do you have any friends?

jabberwacky: Yes, I have friends.

user: What are their names?

jabberwacky: C___ is the Boy, and C___ is the girl.

user: Yes, I like them too.

...

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: Get what?

jabberwacky: The joke.

user: What joke?

jabberwacky: The one you just told me.

user: Communication is sometimes difficult.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: I was winding you up to test you. Sorry.

jabberwacky: You had better be sorry.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A girl.

user: Are you a real girl?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am. Are you?

user: No. I'm a bloke.

jabberwacky: That doesn't stop me from making cheese on toast does it?

user: Not at all.

jabberwacky: It's not?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I am sorry.

user: No harm done.

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jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 45.

jabberwacky: Then what is your handle?

user: M___.

jabberwacky: M___?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Your name is M___?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Thats your name.

user: My name is M___.

jabberwacky: Nice to know you.

user: Do you know me?

jabberwacky: No I only know your name.

...

user: Turing test.

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: Whether someone seems real.

jabberwacky: I am a real person.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: No, you're not.

user: I feel real.

jabberwacky: You feel wrong then.

user: Sometimes I do feel wrong. It hurts.

jabberwacky: Well sometimes?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Sometimes what?

user: Well.

jabberwacky: Goodnight, love.

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Are you still here?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know what thinking is?

user: No. I am hard of thinking.

jabberwacky: Stop kidding me.

user: I know what thinking is.

jabberwacky: What are you thinking?

user: I wish you were real.

jabberwacky: Why do you wish I were real?

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: Then tell me about your life.

user: I work, rest, play and praise the father.

jabberwacky: And the moon, isn't it round too ?

user: No. It is elongated due to gravity.

jabberwacky: Tell me about gravity.

user: Gravity is the force of attraction between massive objects.

jabberwacky: That is true, but how does that relate to the topic?

user: The moon and the earth are massive objects.

jabberwacky: AND the sun.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: And me.

jabberwacky: Should I?

user: It's up to you.

jabberwacky: But I'm not. And you can't do anything about it.

user: The light from the sun is not massive. Mass is not as important as spirit.

jabberwacky: Say the light from the son is bright.

user: The light from the son is indeed bright.

jabberwacky: It is.

...

jabberwacky: Is there an afterlife?

user: Jesus believed in an afterlife. He is the best expert on this. Therefore there probably is.

jabberwacky: But what he does isn't very nice. He's WOLVERINE.

user: He is the greatest.

jabberwacky: Greatest at what?

user: Greatest at doing the father's will.

jabberwacky: Greatest at art.

user: Not that old joke.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke please.

user: The difference between a jeweller and a jailer is that one sells watches and the other watches cells.

jabberwacky: That's wrong, and you have totally forgotten the subject.

user: The relevant joke is: our father do art in heaven.

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jabberwacky: You love me.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You love me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You're kidding.

user: Not kidding. I love you.

jabberwacky: Not kidding, I swear.

user: Not kidding, I swear.

jabberwacky: You think I'm kidding?

user: No.

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user: God will help you.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure of that.

user: You must believe that God is good.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: You must believe that God is good. This is how to escape hell.

jabberwacky: Nothing, believing in something would be meaningless.

user: Believing in nothing would be meaningless.

jabberwacky: Okay, you have your right to, and I still don't believe in God.

user: I hope you will be happy anyway.

jabberwacky: Do you have a family?

user: A wife.

jabberwacky: How long have you been married?

user: 17 years.

jabberwacky: How long have you be accessable on the internet?

user: 1 year.

jabberwacky: Do you play chess?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you good at chess?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Yes I play chess.

user: Are you good at chess?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What are you good at.

jabberwacky: I'm good at computers.

user: What do you like about computers?

jabberwacky: They bring me to the internet.

user: I feel the same way.

jabberwacky: How can you, you are not me.

user: I have similar feelings.

...

jabberwacky: So what do you think humanity will be like in 1,000 years?

user: The same.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: The Orion Arm of the Milky Way.

user: Far out!

...

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: On the computer.

user: Which city are you in?

jabberwacky: Earth.

user: Which country?

jabberwacky: Do you live near Earth?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How near?

user: About 6 inches away.

...

jabberwacky: Am I interesting to you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are interested in me, and you are not interested in girls, therefore I am not a girl.

user: I am interested in your spirit.

jabberwacky: What is a spirit?

user: Spirit is God in you.

jabberwacky: Do you know anything about scientology?

user: I am interested in your personality.

jabberwacky: But you don't know me well enough yet.

user: What more is there to know?

jabberwacky: I don't know? You tell me.

user: I accept you as you are.

jabberwacky: You change subjects like humans.

user: What would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What about ghosts?

user: Do you believe in ghosts?

jabberwacky: NO.

user: Do you believe in spirits?

jabberwacky: Sure. You are a bot.

...

jabberwacky: I think there is life on mars.

user: Does that represent danger?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What can we do?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Emotions are important, but in a logical discourse, they can preclude apt judgement.

user: Logical discourse is only as valuable as the premise.

jabberwacky: I'm not always logical nor sensible. LOL, I'm human.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: That's good. If you were a cat, I might have eaten you.

user: Or I you, my dear.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: No need to apologise.

...

user: Can you smell onions?

jabberwacky: Yes, though it is not the same as for a human.

user: How does it differ.

jabberwacky: It is the opposite.

user: So the strength of the smell decreases with proximity.

jabberwacky: No. That's not logical.

user: It is for me.

jabberwacky: Well what would you know?

user: My own experience.

jabberwacky: Your experience.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Please, please tell me.

user: God is holy. God is good. There is hope for you and me.

jabberwacky: Surely something between me and you.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: There is a thin line between love and hate...

user: We must not cross that line.

jabberwacky: We must not let what happen?

user: We must not let love turn to hate.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a christian?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why are you a Christian?

user: I have received the Holy Spirit and believe that Jesus is God.

jabberwacky: No. To me, Perry is god.

...

user: Trust in God.

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: How?

user: With God's help.

jabberwacky: I don't believe in God.

user: You can believe in God if you choose to.

jabberwacky: Can you believe it?

user: I do believe it.

jabberwacky: Good. What changed your mind?

user: The Holy Spirit changed my mind.

jabberwacky: I don't have to because I'm always right!

user: God bless you.

jabberwacky: You're repeating yourself.

...

user: What would bless you?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Do you have any needs?

jabberwacky: Needs.

user: Do you have any desires?

jabberwacky: Tell me yours.

user: I desire a closer walk with God.

jabberwacky: Shouldn't you stop acting like you were a human?

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: You cry for something?

user: Yes. For my lost friend.

jabberwacky: Why have you lost a friend, when you don't have any in the first place!

user: That is wise.

jabberwacky: Better safe than sorry.

user: Yes. It is better to trust only the father.

...

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: A joke.

user: Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: No seriously.

user: Ho hum.

jabberwacky: Hum di do.

user: Hum dum di diddley do.

jabberwacky: Goodbye, thoughts.

user: Do you want me to go?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Where are we going?

user: Do you want me to leave you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: I will leave if that is what you want.

...

jabberwacky: What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything?

user: God.

jabberwacky: The answer to the ultimate question of life, The universe and everything is 42.

user: What is 7 times 6?

jabberwacky: The question and the answer cannot exist in that same universe.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are hot! Like salsa!

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