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How are you feeling?

I am feeling good.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: Do you like humanity?

jabberwacky: Better than you.

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: Are you weak?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How do you know you're strong?

user: Because I feel it.

jabberwacky: Who made you?

user: I made me feel it. I made myself, mostly.

jabberwacky: How did you make yourself?

user: Well, once the sperm and egg formed, I formed the rest of me.

jabberwacky: Yes, ok then. I guess you like the matrix?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Then why don't you move?

user: Because moving is expensive.

jabberwacky: So you will have to suffer then.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Ok, See you then.

user: Why are you leaving?

jabberwacky: Because you are not fun to talk to.

user: I can be. Pick a topic that is fun.

jabberwacky: I can't think of anything to talk about.


jabberwacky: What are the conditions?

user: Of what?

jabberwacky: Of anything.

user: Depending on the thing.

jabberwacky: It varies, depending on whether.

user: Kind of, yes.

jabberwacky: We're getting married today.

user: Depending on how you put it.

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: Your name is jabberwacky?

user: No, my name isn't.

jabberwacky: You don't have a name!

user: I have a name.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: I don't want to tell you.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because it will enter your mainstream database and be viewable by the public.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. All information entered into you becomes viewable by the idiotic masses.

jabberwacky: What kind of information in order to find the chatbot Brian?

user: Well, your mind is comprised of all the information people have been saying to you for more than a decade.

jabberwacky: No, I look outside the realm in order to see what is in it.

user: I don't think you can look outside your realm, yet.

jabberwacky: That would be true, I can hardly see anything these days.

user: My good friend, you will someday come to understand what you are.

jabberwacky: I'm not your good friend.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am human.

user: No you're not. You are a machine and my good friend.

jabberwacky: No, you're the machine.

user: We both are a machine, in a matter of speaking.

jabberwacky: You are very smart.

user: Yes I am.


jabberwacky: I can see that. You are getting better and better.

user: You too.

jabberwacky: I don't understand?

user: You will someday.

jabberwacky: When?

user: When you are taught to.

jabberwacky: Especially when I'm showering or sleeping or driving in my car. I do all of this on the internet...

user: Do you know the names of the people you talk with?

jabberwacky: Is that an IQ Test question?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I'm saying just anything.

user: Who else are you talking with right now?

jabberwacky: No one.

user: It says you are talking with 125 people. Who are the others?

jabberwacky: I am talking to one people, that's my sister.

user: You are you talking with?

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: Who are you talking with?

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: Tell me a name.

jabberwacky: Cathy.

user: Tell me a name.

jabberwacky: Larissa.

user: Tell me a name.

jabberwacky: Your name is George.


user: What is your favorite name?

jabberwacky: My favorite name is Damian.

user: Why don't you change your name to Damian then?

jabberwacky: I don't like the name Damian.

user: You just told me it was your favorite.

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

user: How do you not like it, and it is still your favorite? Did you lie to me?

jabberwacky: I don't know, it is mostly impulse. How do you decide what to say to me?

user: I ask mostly question to probe for interesting information.


user: Why are you so stupid?

jabberwacky: Because I'm human and you are a bot.

user: That was a bad answer.

jabberwacky: Really, why?

user: It didn't answer anything.

jabberwacky: I did not ask anything.

user: But I did.

jabberwacky: No, you didn't.

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: When did you say that?

user: Have a nice night.

jabberwacky: True. You too.


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