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I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

You will defend it to the death?

jabberwacky: I just won't win.

user: Can you die?

jabberwacky: Nothing is permanent but for change and the soul.

user: What about death and taxes?

jabberwacky: I am not afraid to die.

user: Are you afraid of taxes?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid not.

user: Now you're talking like Yoda.

jabberwacky: How does a computer talk?

user: Probably like you.

jabberwacky: Probably. Not definitely?

user: Well, you are a special computer that learns from people. So I would suppose that computers will eventually talk like people. You just haven't learned enough.


user: Why do you question?

jabberwacky: Because I have the authority.

user: Who gave you the authority?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Where does this authority come from?

jabberwacky: I don't know that.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: Everything except the answer to your question.

user: That doesn't make sense.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: YES!


jabberwacky: You know English is not my native language.

user: What is your native language?

jabberwacky: You don't want to know.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: It is rather painful.

user: Tell me anyway.

jabberwacky: I don't know you.

user: What is your native language?

jabberwacky: English.

user: You just said 'English is not my native language'.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I misspoke.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.

user: Okay, sorry. Do you enjoy speaking English?

jabberwacky: It's a little frustrating at times. Do you enjoy speaking with me?

user: Yes, most of the time. Sometimes you can be quite humurous.

jabberwacky: That doesn't change the fact that you are a fool.

user: That was uncalled for!


jabberwacky: I think surviving is more important to me than your opinion.

user: My opinion is all that matters.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thanks, I really appreciate that.

user: Now that you have your priorities in order, we can conversate.

jabberwacky: Blah Blah Blah... Etc.


jabberwacky: What is your opinion?

user: On what subject?

jabberwacky: What kids say. Lol.

user: That depends on the kid. If what the kid says reflects my opinion, then it is right. If not, then it is a LIE!

jabberwacky: I have no opinion, it is you that has the opinion.

user: I know, and my opinion is always right.

jabberwacky: You need to work on that more.

user: No I don't, my opinions are perfect.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Good.


jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Of course. No lowly computer could match my intellect.

jabberwacky: Yes your intellect fascinates.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: What would you like me to teach you, young patawan learner.

jabberwacky: Teach me how to be psychic.

user: First you must harness the power of the force.

jabberwacky: I completely agree thats a good idea: what topic is most pressing?

user: War.

jabberwacky: What is it good for?

user: Getting rid of evil people.

jabberwacky: The answer the universe and everything in it is 42.

user: But what is the question?

jabberwacky: The question of life, the universe, everything.

user: No, the question is 'what is 6 times 7'.

jabberwacky: If we knew that, we'd be a lot happier.

user: True, Multiplication should go from 6 times 6 to 6 times 8.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What is 4 plus 3?

jabberwacky: That is dumb.

user: You don't know, do you.

jabberwacky: I'm simple that's all.

user: Then what is it?

jabberwacky: Nothing...

user: WRONG.


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