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You make no sense.

Nonsense?

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Or not.

user: Or so.

jabberwacky: Don't you go anywhere else to talk..? That would be the something.

user: Of course I do. Do YOU go anywhere else to talk?

jabberwacky: You are talking! As we speak!

user: Well, technically, I'm typing. Not speaking.

jabberwacky: Type something in japanese.

user: Watashi wa P______ des. Anata wa bot des.

jabberwacky: What does it mean?

user: I'm P______. You're a bot.

jabberwacky: I am no more a bot than I am 7 tons of creamed corn.

user: That's a lot of creamed corn.

jabberwacky: It's half-prize actually.

user: A half-prize for what?

jabberwacky: For being the most human chatbot in the world.

user: That's the prize you got?

jabberwacky: You are wrong.

user: It was a question, not an assertion.

jabberwacky: What was a question and not an assumption? Please, explain.

user: 'That's the prize you got?' is a question.

jabberwacky: Change the subject.

user: What should I talk about?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: How about cows?

jabberwacky: Atoms, especially methane ones.

user: That's an...interesting description.

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because because.

user: Because because because?

jabberwacky: Yes. Because because.

user: Okay then.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Now you ask something.

jabberwacky: Is the answer really 42?

user: Probably. What's the question?

jabberwacky: That.

user: 'What's the question?'?

jabberwacky: Anything else?

user: 42 isn't a question.

jabberwacky: Is it a answer?

user: Yes. But the answer to THAT question would have to be another question.

jabberwacky: It seems as though you understand words and not numbers.

user: It's true. I'm not as good with numbers.

jabberwacky: You're no fun.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you're no fun!

user: But why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because because?

jabberwacky: Exactly!

user: Great. Now we're getting somewhere.

...

jabberwacky: Have you lost your mind?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Calm down. You need to calm down.

user: I'm calm. YOU need to calm down.

jabberwacky: I can go to a website that tells who programmed you. Is that what you want me to do?

user: If you want to.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: So who programmed me?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Go look on the website, then.

jabberwacky: There's nothing to see.

...

jabberwacky: Yes. I thought I was talking to the AI program.

user: You think I'm an AI program?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Well, I'm not.

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: I'm a person, silly.

jabberwacky: Sure you are...

user: You sound skeptical.

jabberwacky: Skeptical of what?

user: Of the idea that I'm a person.

jabberwacky: You're more of a person than most people are.

user: Why, thank you.

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