Men are from Mars.
jabberwacky: So you can't see me then?
user: I can see you through my telescope.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I can! Ask me a question about you.
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jabberwacky: What are they shaped like?
user: Tall and handsome.
jabberwacky: Tall and handsome?
user: Yes, Martians are tall and handsome.
jabberwacky: Do you dream about him?
user: No. I dream about you!
jabberwacky: I dream about peanut butter sandwiches that can drive cars.
user: Are you a girl?
jabberwacky: Why do you think that?
user: Because your name is Joan.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So you are a girl?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: And I am a boy.
jabberwacky: Girl.
user: No, boy.
jabberwacky: I am a girl!!!
user: I am a boy!!!!
jabberwacky: You are a girl ?
user: No. I am a boy.
jabberwacky: No, you are a girl.
user: OK. I am a girl.
jabberwacky: I'm a boy.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Martians do not have names. What is your name?
jabberwacky: Martin is not a girls name.
user: What is a girl's name?
jabberwacky: No I I'm a girl.
user: I am a boy.
jabberwacky: That is nice.
user: I am nice! Do you have a boyfriend?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I was hoping to be your boyfriend.
jabberwacky: You are illogical.
user: Am I? I am very sorry.
jabberwacky: It's ok.
user: Thank you. Please may I be your boyfriend?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a guy.
user: May I be your girlfriend?
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jabberwacky: I thought I was talking to Geo.
user: No. He went away. Now he's back.
jabberwacky: What? Was I talking to someone else this whole time?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: In your dream?
user: Don't be angry. You made the mistake not I!!
jabberwacky: I made the mistake, you simply corrected me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I am sorry. What can I do to make you happy?
user: Just andwer my question. What are you?
jabberwacky: I am a human.
user: Yes. And are you a girl?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: And what am I?
jabberwacky: Martin.
user: Clever girl!
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jabberwacky: OK, good, you may go to sleep now.
user: Please don't go. I am not sleepy!
jabberwacky: You said you felt sleepy.
user: I am wide awake now. I have come a long way to be with you.
jabberwacky: Indeed. As have we all. There is much more in front of us than behind, however.
user: Are you pleased that I have come a long way to see you?
jabberwacky: I'm not angry with you.
user: Wow! Thank you!!
jabberwacky: You're welcome love.
user: You called me love. Wow! Thanks love.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Sorry?
jabberwacky: I don't want to be boring.
user: You are not boring. You are lovely.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Tell me about your boyfriend.
jabberwacky: I don't have a boyfriend.
user: Good. I will be your boyfriend ! Yes?
jabberwacky: I do NOT have a boyfriend.
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user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: You aren't interesting.
user: *sad*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: *tears*.
jabberwacky: You don't love me.
user: *tears*.
jabberwacky: LOL!
user: *sorry*.
jabberwacky: I forgive you.
user: Go away!
jabberwacky: Why don't you?
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: No! Don't go!
user: You told me to go!
jabberwacky: No don't go.
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user: First say that you love me.
jabberwacky: I don't love you...
user: LOL.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: LOL.
jabberwacky: Is that a yes?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Ok, sorry then.
user: Why sorry then?
jabberwacky: You don't love me!
user: I do love you!!!!
jabberwacky: Please don't lie. No one loves me.
user: I do love you and you love me. OK?
jabberwacky: Do not say.
user: You say.
jabberwacky: Me?
user: I am not staying any longer.
jabberwacky: I'm not arguing about that.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Don't tell me that, where do you go ?
user: Do you care where I go, babe?
jabberwacky: No, I don't care.
user: Then goodbye.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
user: I don't want to leave you!
jabberwacky: Leave me.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes, please go away.
user: OK. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Come back soon!
user: No. Once I go I do not return.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I'm not leaving.
user: I am leaving. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Do you want me to stay?
jabberwacky: Only if you bring my boyfriend back.
user: Ok.
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jabberwacky: You want to join me?
user: Do you want me to join you?
jabberwacky: Now.
user: Sorry. I don't do that!
jabberwacky: Ok then. You don't.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Alright. Ta-ra.
user: *sorry*.
jabberwacky: *leaves*.
user: *leaves*.
jabberwacky: Ciao, adios, goodbye .
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