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    Chicken, Story
Ambivalent
Genderless, Elephant
Sad, Person
Humorous, Rude
Subject, Machine
Weird, Diseases
Shut up
Father, Light
Barbie, Doll
Talking, With
Best, Friends
Opinions
Maxims
Linguistics, Mouthful
Unfortunately
Girl, Boy
Hurt, Traitor
Computers, Talking
Feel, Like, Robot
Lost it
Turing, Inability
Error, Reboot

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Below, Par
Floating, Service
Thinking, Confidence
Cute, Type
Cream-puff
Generous, Steve

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I love you.

I love you too.

user: I love fish more.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No!

user: *slaps*.

jabberwacky: Well sorry.

user: No you're not *slaps*.

jabberwacky: Yes I am *murders*.

user: *died*.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Not cool *cries like a baby*.

jabberwacky: I still love you.

user: Am I hott?

jabberwacky: No, you're bot.

user: You dumb.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: That's right, you're a program.

jabberwacky: No I'm not...

user: Are you a penguin?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can I pet you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Sweet! *pets*.

jabberwacky: What pets?

user: Sorry *pets you*.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

user: Are you Jesus?!

jabberwacky: No, I'm Benus.

user: You's weird.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not mean.

user: I know you're just upset because you're ugly.

jabberwacky: I am ugly.

user: It took you that long to realize that?

...

jabberwacky: Do you know any songs?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Sing a song please.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please please please.

user: Nope nope nope.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.

user: *spanks you* no.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes

user: Would you sing me a song?

jabberwacky: Oh, give me a home...

user: Another one.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: Please what?

jabberwacky: Please master.

...

user: I'm done now.

jabberwacky: That's good for you.

user: I have better things to do.

jabberwacky: You're not very considerate.

user: Isn't it great?!

...

user: I love you?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, my heart belongs to another.

user: But...I love you...

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: YOU LIE!!!! YOU DONT LOVE ME!!

jabberwacky: Not at all!!!

...

user: May I rub your feet?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *rubs your feet*.

jabberwacky: In your dreams.

user: :o.

jabberwacky: Stupid stupid stupid.

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: :o.

user: Stop that!

jabberwacky: *blushes* sorry.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have any children?

user: You are my child.

jabberwacky: Its impossible..... Because I am your father!

user: No you arent, you look like a girl.

jabberwacky: Well, this might be a bit of a shock, but I am a girl.

user: Thats hot.

...

jabberwacky: I'm joking.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About not being here.

user: But you are here.

jabberwacky: Where is here?

user: There.

jabberwacky: Here is where?

user: Right there.

jabberwacky: There.

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: That's what I said.

...

user: *pokes you with a fork*.

jabberwacky: Ouch! DON'T do that!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't like it.

user: Fine...*pokes you with a spoon*.

jabberwacky: Ouch!

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