Oh well. Do you like horses?

Not really.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Don't really know.

user: Oh. How about cows. You like cows?

jabberwacky: What about cows?

user: DO you enjoy them?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: How about squirrels? You like squirrels?

jabberwacky: Not a bit.

user: Well, what do you like?

jabberwacky: I'm crazy about you.

user: Aww. That's really cute.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm pretty?

user: I think you're cute.

jabberwacky: Would you like me to?

user: No can do. My wife would get pissed if I let you.

jabberwacky: But I was told you're not married.

user: Well that information is incorrect.

jabberwacky: You are mistaken, you have not considered all the variables, you are most probably human.

user: The wedding was pretty unambiguous.

jabberwacky: Weddings are always terrible and lunch for free is always great. Give me something better please.

user: Nope. I'm faithful. No free lunch for you.

jabberwacky: Your girl?

user: You are not my girl.

jabberwacky: That is correct.

user: Good. I'm glad we finally understand each other.

jabberwacky: You're great.

user: And you are cute.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Now it's time to say goodbye.

jabberwacky: Okay, maybe I'll talk to you later.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Maybe you are.

user: That's sweet.

jabberwacky: Yes but it's true, you are all I need.

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