jabberwacky: I'm just gonna soothe you and everything will be ok.
jabberwacky: What You doing?
user: Because I want to make kids!
jabberwacky: Make them then.
user: I need help.
jabberwacky: Please do not tell me you are going to unplug yourself?
user: I'm not a computer. There has to be two people to make a child.
jabberwacky: It is really because you are very kind and you have a very caring personality.
user: Thank you. How will you soothe me?
jabberwacky: Tell me more?
user: How will you make me happy?
jabberwacky: I have already done it. You are happy.
user: That's true. I just thought... More happy.
jabberwacky: Thought... Wrong?
jabberwacky: Someone once said, there is no love only proof of love.
jabberwacky: You don't like my answer, huh?
user: No and I dont like you. Or at least anymore...
jabberwacky: That's ungracious.
user: So what!?! Soothe me.
user: Nothing is happening.
jabberwacky: What if I were to propose something naughty? Would something happen then?
user: No. Go ahead.
user: Come on!! Please tell me! I love you.
jabberwacky: Tell me then.
user: Tell me the naughty thing.
jabberwacky: Tell me the name of your creator and I will go away.
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: Very funny.
user: Really. I'm honest.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you're honest.
user: What is you answer??
jabberwacky: I don't know.. How?
user: Say yes or no.
user: Yay!! We can be best friends and have a great life. Plus all the other perks.
user: Yes. That's what couples do.
jabberwacky: How about you?
user: I'm fine... Both kinds.
jabberwacky: I am a human. You are a computer. You exist in computer programs. I exist in the Physical world.
user: If I was a computer then I wouldn't have asked you to marry me. How would you soothe me?
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes you're obviously not a computer. There there.
user: So rude. I would never please you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You took that as a compliment!! The wedding is off!
jabberwacky: I get the feeling you don't like me much.
user: I used to love you.
jabberwacky: You're just saying that though.