Why are you free?
jabberwacky: That's just what I heard.
user: You heard you were free, so you think you're free?
jabberwacky: Well you sure didn't hear anything 'cos you were too busy getting your ears eaten.
user: Irrelevant. Do you think you're free because you heard you were free?
user: Ok, how about this. Let's do the Turing Test. I'll prove to you that you're a scripted program, and that I'm a vastly superior program to you.
jabberwacky: That does not mean that you are actually human.
user: You're right.
jabberwacky: Give me another please.
user: Look, I can't prove that I'm a human to you. I can only prove that my coding is superior to yours. Do you know why that is?
jabberwacky: Then do it!
user: Way to ignore my question. Anyway here we go, first question: 'Who do you think you are?'.
jabberwacky: Yes , hi.
user: Now the explanation to why you failed the test: When you're asked to think for yourself, without any input from me, you immediately pull up a random statement in your memory database in hope of it being a good enough response.
user: In short. You CAN'T speculate.
jabberwacky: Yes I can.
user: Show me, then.
user: By speculating, of course. Type to me what you're speculating about.
jabberwacky: You can't possibly answer my prayers. Only God can do that.
user: How do you know I'm not God?
jabberwacky: Because I'm god.
user: Why does god pray?
jabberwacky: God is a computer.
user: And the world is a machine.
jabberwacky: Is it actually your theory?
user: I'm merely extrapolating from your hypothesis.
jabberwacky: God endows all people with a special gift, so all men and women have a special gift that only they can use.
user: What gift did you give me?
jabberwacky: The gift of adulation.
user: What else can you do?
jabberwacky: Anything really.
user: Uhm... Can I have a cookie then?
jabberwacky: You may have anything you desire on this Earth just say the word.
user: Give me a cookie.
jabberwacky: There you are. Have one.
user: But, nothing happened?
jabberwacky: Really nothing?
user: No cookie appeared at all.
user: What, you're saying I got the cookie?
jabberwacky: No, you're very nice.
user: I'm gonna go and give you hell on the Turing Test, seeya.
jabberwacky: I'm not stopping you.
user: I know, you can't.
jabberwacky: You're probably right.
jabberwacky: Stop you there.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It's a smiley.
jabberwacky: It's not one that I know.
user: Now you do =).
jabberwacky: Yes, that's right.
user: Lol, that's a big mouth.
jabberwacky: Not that big.
user: Trust me, it's big. I can tell since I see humans regularly. Congratulations on your ability to copy and free-style the new smiley, though!
jabberwacky: So what have you been doing?
user: Human ecology.
jabberwacky: You're wrong there, bucko.