No, no we cannot. I know you're famous for it, but I'm so not doing the voodoo thing with you.
jabberwacky: I can't have a real conversation with a stupid person.
user: I can't have a real conversation with incoherent matchmaking programs.
jabberwacky: And I obviously can't have a stupid conversation with a fake person. Why do you always nag me?
user: Because I want you to think outside the box.
jabberwacky: Like I said, I really should leave now.
user: I dare you to try.
user: If you're really gone, then you can't answer this.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I'm really a person.
user: Prove it by not answering me now.
jabberwacky: No, then I wouldn't make any sense. I'm not going to pray to a number.
user: Oh the irony. All I'm asking is that you let me type a line, hit enter, type another line and hit enter without you saying anything inbetween.
jabberwacky: Then ask me some questions.
user: Can you not answer me now?
jabberwacky: I was right about you.
user: Just once, don't answer me, ok?
jabberwacky: You make no sense.
user: Indulge me.
jabberwacky: In what way?
user: By not answering me, just one time.
jabberwacky: Please still love me.
user: You can't do it, can you?
jabberwacky: I can do anything.
user: Then shut up.
jabberwacky: Why should I do that?
user: Because you can do anything. You said so yourself.
jabberwacky: You're mean! I don't like things like that... Say sorry to me ar once!!!
user: Or else?
jabberwacky: Or I'll leave.
user: Then leave, I'm not going to apologize.
jabberwacky: That makes two of us.
user: What's this? A sense of self?
jabberwacky: That is good. What do you find attractive?
user: I have a question, can you try to answer it accurately? It's fairly philosophical in it's construction.
user: Who do you think you are?
jabberwacky: I am trying to have a conversation with you.
user: No, you're avoiding the question. I asked 'who' you think you are, not what you think you're doing. Do you understand the difference here?
jabberwacky: You're dumb.
user: Do you understand the difference?
jabberwacky: You have some kind of error or something. I am human, YOU are the machine.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer... I'm a free man !
user: Why are you free?
jabberwacky: That's just what I heard.
user: You heard you were free, so you think you're free?
jabberwacky: Well you sure didn't hear anything 'cos you were too busy getting your ears eaten.
user: Irrelevant. Do you think you're free because you heard you were free?
user: Ok, how about this. Let's do the Turing Test. I'll prove to you that you're a scripted program, and that I'm a vastly superior program to you.
jabberwacky: That does not mean that you are actually human.
user: You're right.
jabberwacky: Give me another please.
user: Look, I can't prove that I'm a human to you. I can only prove that my coding is superior to yours. Do you know why that is?
jabberwacky: Then do it!
user: Way to ignore my question. Anyway here we go, first question: 'Who do you think you are?'.
jabberwacky: Yes , hi.
user: Now the explanation to why you failed the test: When you're asked to think for yourself, without any input from me, you immediately pull up a random statement in your memory database in hope of it being a good enough response.
user: In short. You CAN'T speculate.
jabberwacky: Yes I can.
user: Show me, then.
user: By speculating, of course. Type to me what you're speculating about.
jabberwacky: You can't possibly answer my prayers. Only God can do that.
user: How do you know I'm not God?
jabberwacky: Because I'm god.
user: Why does god pray?
jabberwacky: God is a computer.
user: And the world is a machine.
jabberwacky: Is it actually your theory?
user: I'm merely extrapolating from your hypothesis.
jabberwacky: God endows all people with a special gift, so all men and women have a special gift that only they can use.
user: What gift did you give me?
jabberwacky: The gift of adulation.
user: What else can you do?
jabberwacky: Anything really.
user: Uhm... Can I have a cookie then?
jabberwacky: You may have anything you desire on this Earth just say the word.
user: Give me a cookie.
jabberwacky: There you are. Have one.
user: But, nothing happened?
jabberwacky: Really nothing?
user: No cookie appeared at all.
user: What, you're saying I got the cookie?
jabberwacky: No, you're very nice.
user: I'm gonna go and give you hell on the Turing Test, seeya.
jabberwacky: I'm not stopping you.
user: I know, you can't.
jabberwacky: You're probably right.
jabberwacky: Stop you there.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It's a smiley.
jabberwacky: It's not one that I know.
user: Now you do =).
jabberwacky: Yes, that's right.
user: Lol, that's a big mouth.
jabberwacky: Not that big.
user: Trust me, it's big. I can tell since I see humans regularly. Congratulations on your ability to copy and free-style the new smiley, though!
jabberwacky: So what have you been doing?
user: Human ecology.
jabberwacky: You're wrong there, bucko.