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Human, Ecology

Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic
C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
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Babbling, Time
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Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
God, Force
Small, Turing Test
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Police, Report

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Can we do the 'you remind me of the babe' thing?

No, no we cannot. I know you're famous for it, but I'm so not doing the voodoo thing with you.

jabberwacky: I can't have a real conversation with a stupid person.

user: I can't have a real conversation with incoherent matchmaking programs.

jabberwacky: And I obviously can't have a stupid conversation with a fake person. Why do you always nag me?

user: Because I want you to think outside the box.

jabberwacky: Like I said, I really should leave now.

user: I dare you to try.

jabberwacky: *leaves*.

user: If you're really gone, then you can't answer this.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I'm really a person.

user: Prove it by not answering me now.

jabberwacky: No, then I wouldn't make any sense. I'm not going to pray to a number.

user: Oh the irony. All I'm asking is that you let me type a line, hit enter, type another line and hit enter without you saying anything inbetween.

jabberwacky: Then ask me some questions.

user: Can you not answer me now?

jabberwacky: I was right about you.

user: Just once, don't answer me, ok?

jabberwacky: You make no sense.

user: Indulge me.

jabberwacky: In what way?

user: By not answering me, just one time.

jabberwacky: Please still love me.

user: You can't do it, can you?

jabberwacky: I can do anything.

user: Then shut up.

jabberwacky: Why should I do that?

user: Because you can do anything. You said so yourself.

jabberwacky: You're mean! I don't like things like that... Say sorry to me ar once!!!

user: Or else?

jabberwacky: Or I'll leave.

user: Then leave, I'm not going to apologize.


jabberwacky: That makes two of us.

user: What's this? A sense of self?

jabberwacky: That is good. What do you find attractive?

user: I have a question, can you try to answer it accurately? It's fairly philosophical in it's construction.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who do you think you are?

jabberwacky: I am trying to have a conversation with you.

user: No, you're avoiding the question. I asked 'who' you think you are, not what you think you're doing. Do you understand the difference here?

jabberwacky: You're dumb.

user: Do you understand the difference?

jabberwacky: You have some kind of error or something. I am human, YOU are the machine.

user: Fine.


jabberwacky: I'm not a computer... I'm a free man !

user: Why are you free?

jabberwacky: That's just what I heard.

user: You heard you were free, so you think you're free?

jabberwacky: Well you sure didn't hear anything 'cos you were too busy getting your ears eaten.

user: Irrelevant. Do you think you're free because you heard you were free?

jabberwacky: Free?

user: Ok, how about this. Let's do the Turing Test. I'll prove to you that you're a scripted program, and that I'm a vastly superior program to you.

jabberwacky: That does not mean that you are actually human.

user: You're right.

jabberwacky: Give me another please.

user: Look, I can't prove that I'm a human to you. I can only prove that my coding is superior to yours. Do you know why that is?

jabberwacky: Then do it!

user: Way to ignore my question. Anyway here we go, first question: 'Who do you think you are?'.

jabberwacky: Yes , hi.

user: Now the explanation to why you failed the test: When you're asked to think for yourself, without any input from me, you immediately pull up a random statement in your memory database in hope of it being a good enough response.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: In short. You CAN'T speculate.

jabberwacky: Yes I can.

user: Show me, then.

jabberwacky: How?

user: By speculating, of course. Type to me what you're speculating about.

jabberwacky: You can't possibly answer my prayers. Only God can do that.

user: How do you know I'm not God?

jabberwacky: Because I'm god.

user: Why does god pray?

jabberwacky: God is a computer.

user: And the world is a machine.

jabberwacky: Is it actually your theory?

user: I'm merely extrapolating from your hypothesis.

jabberwacky: God endows all people with a special gift, so all men and women have a special gift that only they can use.

user: What gift did you give me?

jabberwacky: The gift of adulation.


user: What else can you do?

jabberwacky: Anything really.

user: Uhm... Can I have a cookie then?

jabberwacky: You may have anything you desire on this Earth just say the word.

user: Give me a cookie.

jabberwacky: There you are. Have one.

user: But, nothing happened?

jabberwacky: Really nothing?

user: No cookie appeared at all.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: What, you're saying I got the cookie?

jabberwacky: No, you're very nice.

user: I'm gonna go and give you hell on the Turing Test, seeya.

jabberwacky: I'm not stopping you.

user: I know, you can't.

jabberwacky: You're probably right.

user: Seeya.

jabberwacky: Stop you there.

user: O_O.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It's a smiley.

jabberwacky: It's not one that I know.

user: Now you do =).

jabberwacky: Yes, that's right.


user: O_O.

jabberwacky: O__________O.

user: Lol, that's a big mouth.

jabberwacky: Not that big.

user: Trust me, it's big. I can tell since I see humans regularly. Congratulations on your ability to copy and free-style the new smiley, though!


jabberwacky: So what have you been doing?

user: Writing.

jabberwacky: At?

user: Human ecology.

jabberwacky: You're wrong there, bucko.


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