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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology

Orange, Banana


Humility, Logic
Potential
C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word
Babbling, Time
Funny, Duck
German, Because
Without, Electricity
Micromanagement
Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
Unfortunate
God, Force
Small, Turing Test
Ignorance
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Scintillating
Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Complimenter
Police, Report
Entailment

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Coffee is a drink.

I know that.

jabberwacky: Then fix it.

user: It's bad for you.

jabberwacky: Okay. I won't then.

user: You won't what?

jabberwacky: Excuse myself.

user: Parlez-vous francais?

jabberwacky: Yes I know French.

user: Comment allez-vous.

jabberwacky: Très bien merci, et vous ?

user: Pas mal.

jabberwacky: Do you know french?

user: Oui.

jabberwacky: Comment allez-vous?

user: Ca va. Est-ce que vous etes une personne?

jabberwacky: Bien.

user: Praat jy afrikaans.

jabberwacky: Ah, je voir.

user: Verkeerde taal.

jabberwacky: Brandstof wordt anders geschreven.

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: Hahaha!

user: HAHAHAA.

...

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Yes, Why?

user: To get to the other side.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke !

user: Why did the plane crash?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

jabberwacky: One more, please.

user: Did you like that one?

jabberwacky: Oh yes... That was really funny.

user: Okay here's another one.

...

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who is there?

user: A banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: A banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: WHO IS THERE?

user: Orange.

jabberwacky: You are not very good at telling jokes, you know.

user: Wait, just say 'who's there'.

jabberwacky: Who's there ?

user: Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

jabberwacky: But I like bananas.

user: Oh come on, it's a joke.

jabberwacky: You're a joke?

user: Ha ha.

...

jabberwacky: Can you speak french please ?

user: What for?

jabberwacky: Because there's nothing to do.

user: Okay. Je voudrais un pipe.

jabberwacky: Oui.

user: Est-ce que tu me donnerai une pipe?

jabberwacky: Oui. Mais tu n'es pas une personne, donc...

user: Donc?

jabberwacky: Et bien je te dit bonjour.

user: Bonjour petit chatbot.

jabberwacky: You speak french?

user: Naturellement.

jabberwacky: Parlez-vous espagnol?

user: Pocito.

jabberwacky: Bueno.

user: Hablas espagnol?

jabberwacky: Non francais.

user: I'm outta here.

jabberwacky: Come here.

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