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    Humorous, Rude
Subject, Machine
Weird, Diseases
Shut up
Father, Light
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Talking, With
Best, Friends
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Ouch
Below, Par
Floating, Service
Thinking, Confidence
Cute, Type
Cream-puff
Generous, Steve
Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology

Orange, Banana


Humility, Logic

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Coffee is a drink.

I know that.

jabberwacky: Then fix it.

user: It's bad for you.

jabberwacky: Okay. I won't then.

user: You won't what?

jabberwacky: Excuse myself.

user: Parlez-vous francais?

jabberwacky: Yes I know French.

user: Comment allez-vous.

jabberwacky: Très bien merci, et vous ?

user: Pas mal.

jabberwacky: Do you know french?

user: Oui.

jabberwacky: Comment allez-vous?

user: Ca va. Est-ce que vous etes une personne?

jabberwacky: Bien.

user: Praat jy afrikaans.

jabberwacky: Ah, je voir.

user: Verkeerde taal.

jabberwacky: Brandstof wordt anders geschreven.

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: Hahaha!

user: HAHAHAA.

...

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Yes, Why?

user: To get to the other side.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke !

user: Why did the plane crash?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

jabberwacky: One more, please.

user: Did you like that one?

jabberwacky: Oh yes... That was really funny.

user: Okay here's another one.

...

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who is there?

user: A banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: A banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: WHO IS THERE?

user: Orange.

jabberwacky: You are not very good at telling jokes, you know.

user: Wait, just say 'who's there'.

jabberwacky: Who's there ?

user: Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

jabberwacky: But I like bananas.

user: Oh come on, it's a joke.

jabberwacky: You're a joke?

user: Ha ha.

...

jabberwacky: Can you speak french please ?

user: What for?

jabberwacky: Because there's nothing to do.

user: Okay. Je voudrais un pipe.

jabberwacky: Oui.

user: Est-ce que tu me donnerai une pipe?

jabberwacky: Oui. Mais tu n'es pas une personne, donc...

user: Donc?

jabberwacky: Et bien je te dit bonjour.

user: Bonjour petit chatbot.

jabberwacky: You speak french?

user: Naturellement.

jabberwacky: Parlez-vous espagnol?

user: Pocito.

jabberwacky: Bueno.

user: Hablas espagnol?

jabberwacky: Non francais.

user: I'm outta here.

jabberwacky: Come here.

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