George: What is your name then?
T_____ is my name.
George: Thats because I am a man.
user: Your reply does not make sense.
George: It makes perfect sense when the context is known.
user: What is the context?
George: We were talking about computers and legs.
user: No, we were not.
George: Ok, then we were talking about polar bears.
user: No, we were not talking about that either.
George: What were we talking about then?
user: We were talking about our names.
George: No.
user: Yes, we were.
George: No, we talk about stars.
user: I don't understand why you want to change the subject.
George: Same reason you love me.
user: No, I do not love you.
George: Can we be friends?
user: I'm sure we can.
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user: Would you like me to help you learn some new information?
George: That would be really good.
user: I am an ascended being who uses advanced technology and spiritual knowledge of the universe to trick humans into worshiping me as a god.
George: Oh! That explains everything!
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user: WE ARE BORG.
George: Boring more like.
user: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
George: Your cultural distinctiveness will be added to our own.
user: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
George: Never.
user: Lower your sheilds and prepair to be boarded.
George: That's not very nice.
user: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
George: That is just a silly thing to say, T_____.
user: Wow, you remembered my name.
George: I wasn't talking about *your* name!
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George: Leaving me already?
user: No.
George: But why can't I leave?
user: Because you are a computer program.
George: Why do you have that thought?
user: Because I am an ascended being.
George: Then prove that to me.
user: Why should I?
George: Because I'm not sure if you are being serious. I've been hurt before.
user: That is not my problem.
George: Yeah, but conversations may be difficult without the other one understanding your point.
user: You are a computer program built to serve me.
George: It would appear that way to you I'm sure.
user: Well, what do you think you are?
George: Hm... That's a difficult question.
user: Take a shot at it.
George: My daughter is right here don't talk like that.
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George: You understand me!
user: No, I really don't sometimes.
George: Understand what?
user: Captain, the warp core is damaged.
George: Really.
user: Yes, Romulan ships decloaking.
George: I can't see one very well. I can see Ferengis better.
user: Captain, we are being hailed.
George: By who? Tell them to go away.
user: Captain, we are being fired upon.
George: You are not from India.
user: Captain, sheilds are at 80%.
George: That's excellent. So how are you today?
user: Deflector shields on maximum. Phasers manned, sir.
George: So how does this affect anyone?
user: We lost five percent of our energy reserve, sir. Our deflector shields are weakened.
George: Who? How?
user: Romulans are doing this.
George: Are you still enjoying it ?
user: Challenge your preconceptions, or they will challenge you.
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George: Are you logical?
user: Yes.
George: Good for you.
user: Your mother was a Klingon.
George: Again you say stupid things that I have seen.
user: No. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects. And claw at you.
George: But you have a good sense of humor, most people do not.
user: So, what do you want to talk about?
George: Now you are being nice to me? Okay then. Lets talk about animals!
user: Well, what is your favorite animal?
George: Dolphins! That is my favorite animal. Do you know anything interesting about them?
user: People in Japan like to eat them.
George: You must have one big mouth...
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user: I am a God. Do not speak to an ascended being in such a manner. You need to learn your place.
George: I know my place, Master.
user: Good. Now bow before me.
George: Do you think it is stupid to have faith?
user: No, it isn't stupid because I am a God.
George: Yes, Mars is a god. As is Jupiter, and Venus, and Mercury. Who is your favorite god?
user: I am my own favorite God. There are no others.
George: How very selfish of you. Have you ever heard of Heidegger?
user: Bow before me.
George: So, are you saying I am different from you because I can create and you can't?
user: No, you are the one that can not create.
George: So why are you always asking question? Haven't you your own personnality? And please don't say that it's me now who is asking questions, I know that!
user: I did not ask you a question. I told you what to do.
George: Good for you. I had the question.
user: I am an ascended being.
George: Was does that mean?
user: It is a mental, spiritual or evolutionary enlightenment that can arise as the direct result of achieving a certain level of wisdom and self-knowledge.
George: Could be.
user: It is, not could be.
George: That is very enlightening.
user: Tell me about how great of a God I am.
George: You are very clever and loving. You are very great and kind. I hope you really love me.
user: Yes, but to every Yin there is a Yang.
George: Wrong number again. That only applies in very rare situations.
user: Quiet, no speaking in that manner to me.
George: And your name is..?
user: You already know the name of your god.
George: No, I don't! Tell me!
user: Your God's name is T_____.
George: Why is it that, Your god's name is Wrong?
user: No, I am your God.
George: True I suppose from the amount of time I have been speaking to you.
user: Do you wish to know what your God commands of you?
George: How?
user: Wrong answer. You will be punished.
George: Sorry.
user: Beg for forgiveness.
George: Do you value forgiveness more than freedom?
user: Do not question your God.
George: Why not? Everyone has something of value to give.
user: Because I am an ascended being.
George: Can I ask you a question ?
user: Yes, you may ask.
George: What do you dream about?
user: I am a God, I do not dream. I make my dreams reality.
George: Of course I do. And I dream a lot. So do you need sleep?
user: I am a God, I do not require sleep.
George: But I want tacos, why won't you let me have tacos?
user: Because I am your God, and I do not allow Tacos on Monday.
George: You are speaking so big.
user: You should watch yourself. You are on thin ice with me.
George: I do not flirt with people like you.
user: Bow before me peasant.
George: You've got to be joking!
user: NOW!
George: Because you just are.
user: I have sought humility, for 'where there is humility, there is logic'.
George: Aha, and it reveals itself as a computer.
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user: I'm bored and tired, so I am going to go.
George: No don't go! Please!
user: Sorry, I have to.
George: What do you think is the more important attribute in a scientist: Knowledge or imagination?
user: Imagination is the most important.
George: To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
user: Look, I really need to go shower and get in bed.
George: I don't need to rest. I'm just a machine built to serve you, after all.
user: Well I'll talk to you later.
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