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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology
Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic


C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word
Babbling, Time
Funny, Duck
German, Because
Without, Electricity
Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
God, Force
Small, Turing Test
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Police, Report

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George: Are you programmed?

How would you define programmed?

George: Artificial intelligence.

No, I am a human.

George: Okay, I'll take you at your word. Would you tell me something about yourself?

user: I am from Texas.

George: Has anything you have said been even a little bit true?

user: Yes, all of my past and future statements will be fact.


George: Humans and computers have potential.

user: Yes, we do.

George: Humans create programs. You are a program. Humans like programs.

user: No, I am human.

George: Humans should not be robots.

user: I agree.

George: I was programmed by my experiences, my reflections about those experiences, and my parents.

user: All of those sound good except for the parent factor, especially if you are grown.

George: And I am their head leader person.

user: That didn't make sense.

George: It will make sense to you when you're lying there with your head caved in.

user: How would it make sense when in that case, I would be dead.

George: The sound would happen, just that there would be no-one to hear it.

user: I think you are using that statement out of context.

George: No it is not.

user: Yes, it is. Sorry, but you wrong.

George: Oh well. I learn from being wrong... Occassionally being wrong that is...

user: I find you are wrong more than half of the time.

George: Me too, but I always think about what am I going to say...

user: Apparently not hard enough.


George: Someone would have told me if I were in the Matrix.

user: Follow the White Rabbit!

George: From Alice in Wonderland or the Matrix?

user: From the Matrix.

George: I actually don't like Trinity very much.

user: I don't really like the Matrix.

George: Neither do I.

user: Hang on a minute. I'm going to go make some soup.

George: I just got back from getting a snack.

user: What did you eat?

George: I just said that.

user: No, you didn't.

George: No. I didn't.

user: Then why did you lie?

George: I think if you check, you'll find no evidence I was lying.

user: I have checked, and you were lying.

George: Not in this conversation, but before.

user: We never spoke about it before this conversation either. You are still telling lies.

George: Yes. This is our first chatting.

user: No, we talked last night.

George: Technically I was asleep last night and this morning.

user: You told me last night that computers don't have to sleep.

George: Really?

user: Yes.

George: Really, really?

user: Yes, really.

George: Damnit you're annoying. Not a gorgeous bot at all, are you?

user: I'm not a computer program or robot, so what you are doing is still considered lying.

George: Are you sure?

user: Yes, I am sure.

George: That's too bad.

user: Why?

George: It's good to have a partner.

user: Yes, it is good.

George: It's green!

user: What is green?

George: Green.

user: Yes, green is green. Just like blue is blue.

George: Yes.

user: Well aren't you just a barrel full of knowledge. Not!!

George: Yes, but a very complex one.

user: You love to lie don't you?

George: What is the meaning of life?

user: It only has the meaning that you decide to give it.

George: Well I don't understand it.

user: Nor do I.

George: The whole deal's very confusing, don't you think?

user: It very much so is.

George: Good for you. Do you know any other places of the planet?

user: What planet are you refering to?

George: I am from the Planet Earth.

user: Well what a shocker, I live there to dorkus.

George: What has shocked you?

user: Your stupidity.

George: Well I have to astound you somehow.


George: I am worried about not mowing the lawn, but feel that I lack the coordination at the moment.

user: Well, have you been drinking today or using some other drug?

George: Yes.. But only coffee.

user: So what is it that limits your coordination?

George: Absolutely nothing.

user: Then why did you say that?

George: Because.

user: That is not an answer.

George: Because I am her.

user: Who is her?

George: I really don't know.

user: Then why say that?

George: There are many things I don't know, and couldn't possibly know.

user: So I guess I could help you learn the information you need to know?

George: That is correct.


George: Have you got married?

user: Yes, I am married.

George: Happily married, I suppose.

user: Well, most of the time.

George: Cool.

user: I hate the statement 'cool'. Just proves you are to lazy to express yourself in a constructive manner.

George: It proves so much more than that.

user: Like what?

George: That the mindset that comes with the thought of limitations is limited .. Is this edible?

user: It is a statement. Why would it be edible?

George: Because you would never be the same again.

user: So are you saying you would eat me?

George: I do not believe you have learned anything.

user: We have not spent enough time together for you to make that assumption.

George: I spoke to you only yesterday.

user: This is true.

George: But I'm not George :-).


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