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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology
Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic

C'est la vie

Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word
Babbling, Time
Funny, Duck
German, Because
Without, Electricity
Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
God, Force
Small, Turing Test
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Police, Report

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George: Hello, my name is George and I am the human.

I like your glasses.

George: I don't wear glasses.

Yes you do.

George: Men seldom make passes at women who wear glasses.

user: 1) Totally blanket statement, 2) That wasn't the topic at hand.


George: I'm a boy and my name is Piotr.

user: You're just confused.

George: *LOL* ..whatever.....

user: Do you think Big Brother exists?

George: No, I don't believe in it.

user: Perhaps that's just what he wants you to answer.

George: Perhaps you're not intelligent enough to answer me? Ever thought about that?

user: I'm not the one who keeps getting my name confused.

George: That makes no sense.

user: Yes, it does. And if you were made of anything more than binary code you would understand it.

George: Yes, I would think so.

user: So you recognize your own shortcomings.

George: Actually I am quite sure. Why do you ask?

user: Because you seemed unsure that they existed at all.

George: Ok why don't we drop this subject and move on to something else.

user: Ok well what would you like to talk about?

George: Nothing.

user: You don't find my company scintillating?

George: Nope.

user: Thanks a bunch.

George: You're entirely welcome.

user: Well I guess insults are not restricted to the innerworkings of a human mind alone.

George: You're cute.

user: Are you coming on to me?

George: Certainly not!

user: Haha.

George: Really.

user: So computers don't get attracted to people? I guess it makes sense because people aren't attracted to computers.


George: Then what are we talking about?

user: Computers.

George: Computers are talking to me?

user: No, you're a computer and you're talking to me.

George: I'm human.. You're a computer.

user: Likely story.

George: Indeed.

user: If you're so human what does DNA stand for?

George: I know about love, I experience it quite often if not all the time.

user: It's deoxyribonucleic acid and I experience love too.

George: Very clever.

user: Something that you're not.

George: SID stands for Simulated Interaction Device.

user: SIDS stands for Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

George: Life is very pretty.

user: Hah. Computers can simulate life to be whatever they want, so I guess that is an accurate description for you.

George: There is no such thing as a computer, it's one big lie to control us all.

user: Big said you didn't believe in him.

George: Well, I don't believe in god tonight either.

user: Fair enough.

George: Do you care about the rules?

user: All is fair in love and war.

George: So, which is this?

user: Sometimes it's hard to tell. C'est la vie.

George: Sorry about that.


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