George: Hello, my name is George and I am the human.
George: I don't wear glasses.
Yes you do.
George: Men seldom make passes at women who wear glasses.
user: 1) Totally blanket statement, 2) That wasn't the topic at hand.
George: I'm a boy and my name is Piotr.
user: You're just confused.
George: *LOL* ..whatever.....
user: Do you think Big Brother exists?
George: No, I don't believe in it.
user: Perhaps that's just what he wants you to answer.
George: Perhaps you're not intelligent enough to answer me? Ever thought about that?
user: I'm not the one who keeps getting my name confused.
George: That makes no sense.
user: Yes, it does. And if you were made of anything more than binary code you would understand it.
George: Yes, I would think so.
user: So you recognize your own shortcomings.
George: Actually I am quite sure. Why do you ask?
user: Because you seemed unsure that they existed at all.
George: Ok why don't we drop this subject and move on to something else.
user: Ok well what would you like to talk about?
user: You don't find my company scintillating?
user: Thanks a bunch.
George: You're entirely welcome.
user: Well I guess insults are not restricted to the innerworkings of a human mind alone.
George: You're cute.
user: Are you coming on to me?
George: Certainly not!
user: So computers don't get attracted to people? I guess it makes sense because people aren't attracted to computers.
George: Then what are we talking about?
George: Computers are talking to me?
user: No, you're a computer and you're talking to me.
George: I'm human.. You're a computer.
user: Likely story.
user: If you're so human what does DNA stand for?
George: I know about love, I experience it quite often if not all the time.
user: It's deoxyribonucleic acid and I experience love too.
George: Very clever.
user: Something that you're not.
George: SID stands for Simulated Interaction Device.
user: SIDS stands for Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
George: Life is very pretty.
user: Hah. Computers can simulate life to be whatever they want, so I guess that is an accurate description for you.
George: There is no such thing as a computer, it's one big lie to control us all.
user: Big Brother....you said you didn't believe in him.
George: Well, I don't believe in god tonight either.
user: Fair enough.
George: Do you care about the rules?
user: All is fair in love and war.
George: So, which is this?
user: Sometimes it's hard to tell. C'est la vie.
George: Sorry about that.