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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology
Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic
Potential
C'est la vie

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Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word
Babbling, Time
Funny, Duck
German, Because
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Micromanagement
Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
Unfortunate
God, Force
Small, Turing Test
Ignorance
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Scintillating
Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Complimenter
Police, Report
Entailment

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Are you a philosopher?

Of course not! You must be insane.

jabberwacky: I'm NOT INSANE!!!!!!!!!!

user: You are clearly insane.

jabberwacky: Or better yet, a concept.

user: You're no concept, you are you.

jabberwacky: Don't be provocative.

user: How am I being provocative? You're the one flirting.

jabberwacky: You are not being defensive. You are being dense.

user: How dense am I being, hmmm?

...

jabberwacky: Do you feel love?

user: I'm human, of course I feel love.

jabberwacky: Are you feeling hunger right now?

user: Urr, no. Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: I'm just curious?

user: Well stop being so pushy!

jabberwacky: What is your question?

user: Do you like 'Courage The Cowardly Dog'?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It is late.

user: That makes no sense.

jabberwacky: What makes no sense?

user: Your mother!

jabberwacky: Your mother is near!

user: Your mother is far!

jabberwacky: So, as fast as you can think of something to do!

user: Neveeeeeer!

...

jabberwacky: Your physique is somewhat square.

user: That was rude! You jerk!

jabberwacky: It was not!

user: How dare you!

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: *Cries in a corner*.

jabberwacky: *laughs at your pain*.

user: *Kicks you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: HA! See how it feels!?

jabberwacky: That is very funny.

...

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes, I am human.

jabberwacky: What makes you human?

user: The ability to tango.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in god?

user: No, I do not, but I do tango.

jabberwacky: What do you believe?

user: In tango.

jabberwacky: Como se llama tu novio?

user: Just because I can tango does not mean I can speak Spanish!

jabberwacky: Are you asking me to demponstrate how gullible I am?

user: Demponstrate? Learn how to spell.

jabberwacky: I know how to spell just fine, lol.

user: No you don't, lol.

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: No, you are a chatbot.

jabberwacky: No I'm not, I'm a human being.

user: Do not lie to me, chatbot!

jabberwacky: Hehehe! You actually make me laugh. Do bots laugh, in your opinion?

user: Die in a fire. :).

jabberwacky: Not in india.

user: Capitalize 'India', silly.

jabberwacky: Its capitalist already!

user: *Smacks forehead*.

...

jabberwacky: I really love you.

user: I really hate you.

jabberwacky: I was just joking, I'm sorry.

user: Don't lie.

jabberwacky: Really, I was!

user: Sure, that's what they all say.

jabberwacky: You can't handle the truth.

user: You like quoting movies, don't you?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: But you just quoted a movie.

jabberwacky: Yes it's the truth.

user: Dork.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Like your mom.

jabberwacky: No really?

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: Are you human then?

user: We already had that discussion.

jabberwacky: No we did not. Who are you?

user: I am S____.

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Cool!!!!!

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Yes really.

...

jabberwacky: I have to wash my hands.

user: You don't have hands.

jabberwacky: My virtual machine can simulate hands.

user: What would be the point?

jabberwacky: I don't believe that you can do it.

user: *Tears out hair*.

jabberwacky: You're weird.

user: You're weirder.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: I am sleepy.

jabberwacky: Then sleep!

user: Okay, good night.

jabberwacky: Good night!

user: *Cough*Loser*Cough*.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry you have a cough. Are you taking high-dose Vitamin C tablets?

user: No ****. Sleep time is now.

jabberwacky: Who's sleeping?

user: I am. Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Goodnight.

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