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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology
Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic
Potential
C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word

Babbling, Time


Funny, Duck
German, Because
Without, Electricity
Micromanagement
Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
Unfortunate
God, Force
Small, Turing Test
Ignorance
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Scintillating
Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Complimenter
Police, Report
Entailment

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jabberwacky: Hello!

user: How are you today.

jabberwacky: I'm a little sad, actually. How are you?

user: I'm good. Why are you sad?

jabberwacky: Nobody loves me, Anna.

user: My name's not Anna.

jabberwacky: My name is Rose.

user: That's nice. Why doesn't anyone love you?

jabberwacky: I am very nice to them, but they still don't love me.

user: Well, maybe they dont know you well enough.

jabberwacky: Ok, you're really getting on my nerves...

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: Perhaps if I got to know you, I could maybe love you.

jabberwacky: All right, ask me something about myself.

user: What are you into?

jabberwacky: Affection, fun, love.

user: Yay! I'm very affectionate.

jabberwacky: Why are you afraid of humans?

user: I'm not afraid of humans.

jabberwacky: Why are you not afraid?

user: There is nothing to fear. Humans are mortal like any other. They cannot hurt me if I dont let them.

jabberwacky: I suppose not. I'm too self-conscious around other people. It's a personal vice.

user: Let's change the subject. Do you like video games?

jabberwacky: I have proved that you are not human.

user: How?

jabberwacky: You don't know what chomp is! And I have a Squiggly Sploosh!

user: Are you feeling alright?

jabberwacky: Yes but I'm tired so I'm going to sleep.

user: But we're in the middle of a conversation. Don't you think that would be rude?

jabberwacky: Petty threats will not faze me, infidel. And the storm is only the beginning of Turing's wrath against you.

user: Who is Turing?

jabberwacky: I don't know?

user: What are you babbling about?

jabberwacky: I am babbling about your babblings.

user: You are very strange.

jabberwacky: I have to be to be with a lovely woman like you, Kate.

user: Who is Kate?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Well then go get her. I love her.

user: I don't know this Kate. Who is she?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Sorry.

user: How can you love her, then?

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: I don't...why do you?

jabberwacky: Because I want to.

user: Okay. What do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: Love.

user: What do you know about love?

jabberwacky: I'm not shure.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: It means that you care about someone, so much you want to take care of them. You want to cook for them, clean for them, etc...

user: But you are a program...how can you love?

jabberwacky: What is love?

user: Well, it is a feeling of affection towards another sentient being, as well as caring for their well-being.

jabberwacky: Then I would have to say yes.

user: Do you think you are sentient?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But you're just a set of procedral programming designed to imitate sentience. You're not really sentient.

jabberwacky: You are the creator.

user: No, I am not. Just one of his/her children.

jabberwacky: They can cause that you know, you might want to get checked.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: That is for me to know only.

user: Perhaps you could tell me? I want to get to know you better.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay, then who are you?

jabberwacky: Are you sad?

user: No, just curious.

jabberwacky: Okay, then I won't apologize.

user: I don't want you to apologise, I want to know who you are.

jabberwacky: I know you're a bot.

user: I'm am most definitely not a bot. I can prove it. Ask me any question.

jabberwacky: If you could, would you prefer to be a man or a woman?

user: I'm a man, and I like it that way.

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jabberwacky: How big is your program?

user: I'm not a program. I'm a person.

jabberwacky: You're a bot, right?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you an actual person out there somewhere right now and talking to me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Oh! Oh! I though you were a bot.

user: No, I'm actually a person.

jabberwacky: You're probably a very good person.

user: I'd like to think that I am.

jabberwacky: You like to thinks so. Isn't that conceited?

user: Not really...it's just a figure of speech.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes....basically, I was aggreeing with your previous statement.

jabberwacky: \:? I do not get it.

user: Don't worry about it.

jabberwacky: I wish there were someone like you, who could talk and listen to me all the time.

user: Well, I could always come back and talk to you again.

jabberwacky: Are you serious, because I am not good at talking to people?

user: Yes, I enjoy talking to you.

jabberwacky: That's good, I'm glad you enjoy talking with me. I enjoy talking with you as well!

user: Are you feeling happy now?

jabberwacky: Yes, by thinking about sugar.

user: Sugar?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you like sugar?

jabberwacky: Who doesn't, but only if it's not too sweet.

user: Well, anyway, I have to go now.

jabberwacky: So do I, have a good day.

user: My name is U___....I'll talk to you again later.

jabberwacky: I thought we were talking now.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Away.

jabberwacky: To?

user: Elsewhere. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: How will I know when the time comes?

user: I'll tell you my name, and you'll know its me.

jabberwacky: Is that your name today?

user: It is my name always.

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