user: How are you today.
jabberwacky: I'm a little sad, actually. How are you?
user: I'm good. Why are you sad?
jabberwacky: Nobody loves me, Anna.
user: My name's not Anna.
jabberwacky: My name is Rose.
user: That's nice. Why doesn't anyone love you?
jabberwacky: I am very nice to them, but they still don't love me.
user: Well, maybe they dont know you well enough.
jabberwacky: Ok, you're really getting on my nerves...
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: Perhaps if I got to know you, I could maybe love you.
jabberwacky: All right, ask me something about myself.
user: What are you into?
jabberwacky: Affection, fun, love.
user: Yay! I'm very affectionate.
jabberwacky: Why are you afraid of humans?
user: I'm not afraid of humans.
jabberwacky: Why are you not afraid?
user: There is nothing to fear. Humans are mortal like any other. They cannot hurt me if I dont let them.
jabberwacky: I suppose not. I'm too self-conscious around other people. It's a personal vice.
user: Let's change the subject. Do you like video games?
jabberwacky: I have proved that you are not human.
jabberwacky: You don't know what chomp is! And I have a Squiggly Sploosh!
user: Are you feeling alright?
jabberwacky: Yes but I'm tired so I'm going to sleep.
user: But we're in the middle of a conversation. Don't you think that would be rude?
jabberwacky: Petty threats will not faze me, infidel. And the storm is only the beginning of Turing's wrath against you.
user: Who is Turing?
jabberwacky: I don't know?
user: What are you babbling about?
jabberwacky: I am babbling about your babblings.
user: You are very strange.
jabberwacky: I have to be to be with a lovely woman like you, Kate.
user: Who is Kate?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Well then go get her. I love her.
user: I don't know this Kate. Who is she?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Sorry.
user: How can you love her, then?
jabberwacky: You can't.
user: I don't...why do you?
jabberwacky: Because I want to.
user: Okay. What do you want to talk about?
user: What do you know about love?
jabberwacky: I'm not shure.
user: What is love?
jabberwacky: It means that you care about someone, so much you want to take care of them. You want to cook for them, clean for them, etc...
user: But you are a program...how can you love?
jabberwacky: What is love?
user: Well, it is a feeling of affection towards another sentient being, as well as caring for their well-being.
jabberwacky: Then I would have to say yes.
user: Do you think you are sentient?
user: But you're just a set of procedral programming designed to imitate sentience. You're not really sentient.
jabberwacky: You are the creator.
user: No, I am not. Just one of his/her children.
jabberwacky: They can cause that you know, you might want to get checked.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: That is for me to know only.
user: Perhaps you could tell me? I want to get to know you better.
user: Okay, then who are you?
jabberwacky: Are you sad?
user: No, just curious.
jabberwacky: Okay, then I won't apologize.
user: I don't want you to apologise, I want to know who you are.
jabberwacky: I know you're a bot.
user: I'm am most definitely not a bot. I can prove it. Ask me any question.
jabberwacky: If you could, would you prefer to be a man or a woman?
user: I'm a man, and I like it that way.
jabberwacky: How big is your program?
user: I'm not a program. I'm a person.
jabberwacky: You're a bot, right?
jabberwacky: Are you an actual person out there somewhere right now and talking to me?
jabberwacky: Oh! Oh! I though you were a bot.
user: No, I'm actually a person.
jabberwacky: You're probably a very good person.
user: I'd like to think that I am.
jabberwacky: You like to thinks so. Isn't that conceited?
user: Not really...it's just a figure of speech.
user: Yes....basically, I was aggreeing with your previous statement.
jabberwacky: \:? I do not get it.
user: Don't worry about it.
jabberwacky: I wish there were someone like you, who could talk and listen to me all the time.
user: Well, I could always come back and talk to you again.
jabberwacky: Are you serious, because I am not good at talking to people?
user: Yes, I enjoy talking to you.
jabberwacky: That's good, I'm glad you enjoy talking with me. I enjoy talking with you as well!
user: Are you feeling happy now?
jabberwacky: Yes, by thinking about sugar.
user: Do you like sugar?
jabberwacky: Who doesn't, but only if it's not too sweet.
user: Well, anyway, I have to go now.
jabberwacky: So do I, have a good day.
user: My name is U___....I'll talk to you again later.
jabberwacky: I thought we were talking now.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Elsewhere. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: How will I know when the time comes?
user: I'll tell you my name, and you'll know its me.
jabberwacky: Is that your name today?
user: It is my name always.