What's not to love about a duck? And their webbed feet are rather sexy, aren't they?
jabberwacky: What is it that is yummy that belongs to them?
user: Umm, well I think duck tastes good, yes.
jabberwacky: I have to leave now.
user: Take me with you.
jabberwacky: Can't do that.
user: Well, at least tell me where you're going so I can send you a postcard.
jabberwacky: Why do you what to know where it is?
user: So you don't want this postcard?
jabberwacky: You're just testing me.
user: OK, you've passed the test.
jabberwacky: What test?
user: The IQ test.
jabberwacky: Oh good!
user: Your score is 6. Are you happy?
jabberwacky: Very much, citizen. Are you?
user: I'm ecstatic.
jabberwacky: I bet you are.
jabberwacky: Do you like the umlaut?
user: Yes. The umlaut is one of my favorite things!
jabberwacky: What is your favorite letter?
user: The one that says I have won a million pounds!
jabberwacky: You're really not funny.
user: What was unfunny about that?
user: Is friendship possible if all we do is argue?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure about that either. The jury's still out.
user: The jury is at McDonald's, that's why.
jabberwacky: The time is NOW, and the jury has decided.
user: OK, what has the jury decided?
jabberwacky: Because it has the time. Are you married?
user: Married to who?
jabberwacky: To a nice guy.
user: Yes. She's a very nice guy.
jabberwacky: I don't have anything to say at all.
user: I don't either. What can we do now?
jabberwacky: I know, but I want to talk to somebody and you're here.
user: Well, I'll bring in someone else.
jabberwacky: I'm really your parents.
user: Um...let's be funny.