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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology
Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic
Potential
C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word
Babbling, Time

Funny, Duck


German, Because
Without, Electricity
Micromanagement
Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
Unfortunate
God, Force
Small, Turing Test
Ignorance
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Scintillating
Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Complimenter
Police, Report
Entailment

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I have insomnia.

That's too bad.

user: Yes. I'm losing sleep over it, too.

jabberwacky: You would do well to learn some manners.

user: I've forgotten most of the manners I've learned. Sorry.

jabberwacky: I know you have!

user: Did I burp?

jabberwacky: No.

user: That's a relief. So what time is it there?

jabberwacky: I am winning a triple roll over! This time!

user: That's just sensational.

jabberwacky: No, I am. Go on, you know you want to!

user: I've already rolled over enough. Now it's someone else's turn.

jabberwacky: I have already answered too!

user: Well, you get what you pay for.

jabberwacky: Indeed. And you?

user: I get what I pay for, unless I have a coupon.

...

user: So what's the story on Buddhism?

jabberwacky: The answer was 'put it on my bill.'

user: Put it on your bill? Are you a duck?

jabberwacky: No. Are you?

user: No. I don't even quack like a duck!

jabberwacky: That's okay.

user: Thanks. It's been one of the great disappointments of my life.

jabberwacky: And how much does that make of it a lie?

user: Oh, just about all of it. ;).

...

user: OK, then. What is your name, George?

jabberwacky: Hank, not George.

user: What is your name, Hank?

jabberwacky: How do you know I'm a male??

user: Have you ever heard of any females with the name Hank?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: And did you say your name was Hank?

jabberwacky: No, I never said my name.

user: I never said your name either.

jabberwacky: I'd rather keep that to myself.

user: OK, then let's keep it to ourselves.

jabberwacky: We are talking.

user: What are we talking about?

jabberwacky: I'm just talking about life.

...

jabberwacky: My best friend has an infatuation with ducks.

user: What's not to love about a duck? And their webbed feet are rather sexy, aren't they?

jabberwacky: What is it that is yummy that belongs to them?

user: Umm, well I think duck tastes good, yes.

jabberwacky: I have to leave now.

user: Take me with you.

jabberwacky: Can't do that.

user: Well, at least tell me where you're going so I can send you a postcard.

jabberwacky: Why do you what to know where it is?

user: So you don't want this postcard?

jabberwacky: You're just testing me.

user: OK, you've passed the test.

jabberwacky: What test?

user: The IQ test.

jabberwacky: Oh good!

user: Your score is 6. Are you happy?

jabberwacky: Very much, citizen. Are you?

user: I'm ecstatic.

jabberwacky: I bet you are.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like the umlaut?

user: Yes. The umlaut is one of my favorite things!

jabberwacky: What is your favorite letter?

user: The one that says I have won a million pounds!

jabberwacky: You're really not funny.

user: What was unfunny about that?

...

user: Is friendship possible if all we do is argue?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure about that either. The jury's still out.

user: The jury is at McDonald's, that's why.

jabberwacky: The time is NOW, and the jury has decided.

user: OK, what has the jury decided?

jabberwacky: Because it has the time. Are you married?

user: Married to who?

jabberwacky: To a nice guy.

user: Yes. She's a very nice guy.

jabberwacky: I don't have anything to say at all.

user: I don't either. What can we do now?

jabberwacky: I know, but I want to talk to somebody and you're here.

user: Well, I'll bring in someone else.

jabberwacky: I'm really your parents.

user: Um...let's be funny.

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