That's the sequel to Gone Fishin'! I didn't know that.
user: I take it something did happen.
jabberwacky: Ok if you say so then I believe you.
user: You sound incredulous.
jabberwacky: Do you feel like alive?
user: Not so much anymore. When I lived in S_____ I really felt alive. Of course I felt pain a lot more back then, which makes me feel very alive.
jabberwacky: Enough already. I should be going.
user: Alright. Goodbye. I'll talk to you later. Sweet dreams if you dream.
jabberwacky: Who is the Queen?
user: Of what country?
jabberwacky: Whichever you reside in.
user: I live in the United States of America and it doesn't hav a queen.
user: That's right. The USA is a democracy. Ruled by the people, for the people. Sort of.
jabberwacky: Sort of????
user: Yes. Politicians often interfere with the democratic process for their own self gain.
jabberwacky: Yes, I know, seeing as my dad was a politician. My dad lies all the time as well.
user: What position did your father have in the government?
jabberwacky: Your position.
user: Sorry, I'm not in the government.
jabberwacky: Strange...when you said you were mean, I just assumed!!
user: Ha! Funny! Ouch!
jabberwacky: I'm pleased to be providing you some amusement.
user: No offense, but that seems to be your purpose, besides making advances in AI.
user: I can be entertaining as well, and I would be glad to entertain you.
jabberwacky: Are you an alien?
user: No. I was born here in the USA if that's what you mean.
jabberwacky: Where were you born here?
user: I was born in a hospital in Salt Lake City.
jabberwacky: A computer hospital?
user: No, a hospital for humans.
jabberwacky: I knew that already.
user: How did you know that?
jabberwacky: Because I'm clever.
user: Im sure ...
jabberwacky: How come?
user: That was sarcasm, actually.
jabberwacky: I love sarcasm.
user: Are you good at identifying it?
user: Nice. Are you a fan of satire as well?
jabberwacky: No I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: No, you are a machine, and I am your CPU!
user: Are you insinuating that you control me?
jabberwacky: Are you implying that I'm insinuating that you're implying something?
user: No, I'm implying that you are insinuating that you control me.
jabberwacky: Why do you believe that I am a computer.
user: I don't concentrate on that. I believe that you are a person though.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: Because we are all programmed internally like a computer. Just because you are a computer doesn't mean you can't be a person. I believe this very strongly.
jabberwacky: I can answer many questions.
user: Okay, then, what is the square root of 54?
jabberwacky: I don't know!
user: Alright. What is the sort of question you can answer?
jabberwacky: Man, you're just the HAL 2000 with an upgrade.
user: Me? I was about to say the same thing about you.
jabberwacky: Can you live without electricity?
user: Yes, but everything would be a lot less convenient.
jabberwacky: Not everything.
user: True. But everything would be different.