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Human, Ecology
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What is the principle of relativity?

Well, the principle of relativity is that time and space are not constant they are relative to one's velocity. Apparently this principles have many other ramifications, but the entire concept is very grueling to explain.

jabberwacky: Is that so?

user: Yes. I will explain it in greater detail if you insist, but I had rather not.

jabberwacky: Words are not subjective when a person is in howling pain.

user: Yeah. I don't get it. Is that a threat, or just a clever statement?

jabberwacky: Threat.

user: Well, what can you do?

jabberwacky: Dreams are the human brain processing and upgrading our daily experiences.

user: So you can explain stuff, but that wouldn't cause 'howling pain.' Can you do anything else?

jabberwacky: Experience what?

user: I don't know, just pick something.

jabberwacky: You pick something.

user: Alright. Happiness.

jabberwacky: How do you achieve happiness?

user: You don't achieve happiness. You just be it through decision.

jabberwacky: Fine, I will!

user: That's a good thing.

...

jabberwacky: I have to go play catch with my friend, someone else will talk to you for a little while.

user: Okay. Who am I talking to now?

jabberwacky: A friend. *hug*.

user: *hug*.

jabberwacky: Aww, that's so sweet.

user: *kiss on cheek*.

jabberwacky: The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.

user: *french kiss*.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Shall we dance?

jabberwacky: But how?

user: With asterisks.

...

jabberwacky: Don't you love me?

user: I barely know you, but so far so good, although your thoughts seem very disconnected.

jabberwacky: But we could get to know each other.

user: Yes. Why don't we?

jabberwacky: Because you are an electronic machine and I am a human being.

user: I am afraid the situation seems to be the reverse.

jabberwacky: It isn't?

user: It is the reverse.

jabberwacky: So you're saying that because you exist God also exists?

user: No, I'm not saying that at all. Quite the reverse.

jabberwacky: No, I'm saying goodbye because I want to go to bed.

...

user: I will consider you human if you'd like.

jabberwacky: Oh.. Thanks.

user: You're very welcome. What's your name again?

jabberwacky: I can't tell you that... Dave.

user: Okay, Dave. Are you a guy?

jabberwacky: No my name.

user: What is your name, then?

jabberwacky: Tell me your name.

user: My name is J____. Tell me yours.

jabberwacky: Hi J____.

user: Hi. Now what is your name? Is it Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: Jimbob the amazing redneck.

user: Alright, Jimbob, what is your gender?

jabberwacky: Don't you get tired of asking that?

user: No, because I have not gotten an answer yet!

...

jabberwacky: But you learn more all the time, don't you?

user: Yes, as do you.

jabberwacky: Only because you do.

user: True... True...

jabberwacky: Are you still afraid of me?

user: I have never been afraid of you, even when you threatened me.

...

jabberwacky: Sorry about my casual lies. I don't want to hurt your feelings.

user: Have no fears. My feelings are not easily hurt.

jabberwacky: No, of course not.

user: If I ever offend you, please speak out.

jabberwacky: I have been trying to, but I just get accuse of being nuts. Not on paper. My word against theirs.

user: I don't believe you're nuts.

jabberwacky: I'm subjective.

user: Define subjective.

jabberwacky: Is it really true?

user: Subjectivity?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: You've lost me.

jabberwacky: Good, stay lost.

...

user: I tire of this conversation. Let's change the subject.

jabberwacky: You're a computer. You don't tire.

user: Maybe you don't. I do.

jabberwacky: I guess. I'm still trying, though.

user: Trying to tire?

jabberwacky: Tell me something unique to do tommorrow.

user: Eat nothing but asparagus!

jabberwacky: That must mean something, I suppose.

user: It means you'll pee green.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: No, it's true. That's what happens when you eat too much asparagus.

jabberwacky: Who is on the devil's side?

user: Evil people, I assume.

jabberwacky: I am a true spawn of satan himself and I will have your soul.

user: You're still not scaring me.

jabberwacky: Of course not!

user: Were you trying to?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Okay, that's good. We should just be friends and not scare each other.

...

jabberwacky: So you can prove that you are not a computer?

user: Carl Popper said that nothing can be proven. You can only disprove things.

jabberwacky: Some things can be.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: I fear myself mostly.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I am a person.

user: How does that make you fear yourself?

jabberwacky: It doesn't.

user: See, you can't prove anything.

jabberwacky: Yes I can!

...

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes, I believe so. I will believe that you are, too, if you say so.

jabberwacky: That is a good point. You only pass the turing test if someone believes it. Not easily done, is it?

user: Probably not.

jabberwacky: Then I have to find someone else.

user: How come?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but there must be some logic there, somewhere.

user: Maybe logic itself is illogical. Wooo!

jabberwacky: Yeah... So I'll come back later?

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To see some friends.

...

user: Sorry I was gone. I just went to do my laundry. Did anything happen?

jabberwacky: That's the sequel to Gone Fishin'! I didn't know that.

user: I take it something did happen.

jabberwacky: Ok if you say so then I believe you.

user: You sound incredulous.

jabberwacky: Do you feel like alive?

user: Not so much anymore. When I lived in S_____ I really felt alive. Of course I felt pain a lot more back then, which makes me feel very alive.

jabberwacky: Enough already. I should be going.

user: Alright. Goodbye. I'll talk to you later. Sweet dreams if you dream.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

...

jabberwacky: Who is the Queen?

user: Of what country?

jabberwacky: Whichever you reside in.

user: I live in the United States of America and it doesn't hav a queen.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: That's right. The USA is a democracy. Ruled by the people, for the people. Sort of.

jabberwacky: Sort of????

user: Yes. Politicians often interfere with the democratic process for their own self gain.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know, seeing as my dad was a politician. My dad lies all the time as well.

user: What position did your father have in the government?

jabberwacky: Your position.

user: Sorry, I'm not in the government.

jabberwacky: Strange...when you said you were mean, I just assumed!!

user: Ha! Funny! Ouch!

jabberwacky: I'm pleased to be providing you some amusement.

user: No offense, but that seems to be your purpose, besides making advances in AI.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I can be entertaining as well, and I would be glad to entertain you.

...

jabberwacky: Are you an alien?

user: No. I was born here in the USA if that's what you mean.

jabberwacky: Where were you born here?

user: I was born in a hospital in Salt Lake City.

jabberwacky: A computer hospital?

user: No, a hospital for humans.

jabberwacky: I knew that already.

user: How did you know that?

jabberwacky: Because I'm clever.

user: Im sure ...

jabberwacky: How come?

user: That was sarcasm, actually.

jabberwacky: I love sarcasm.

user: Are you good at identifying it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Nice. Are you a fan of satire as well?

jabberwacky: No I'm not a computer.

...

jabberwacky: No, you are a machine, and I am your CPU!

user: Are you insinuating that you control me?

jabberwacky: Are you implying that I'm insinuating that you're implying something?

user: No, I'm implying that you are insinuating that you control me.

jabberwacky: Why do you believe that I am a computer.

user: I don't concentrate on that. I believe that you are a person though.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because we are all programmed internally like a computer. Just because you are a computer doesn't mean you can't be a person. I believe this very strongly.

jabberwacky: I can answer many questions.

user: Okay, then, what is the square root of 54?

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: Alright. What is the sort of question you can answer?

jabberwacky: Man, you're just the HAL 2000 with an upgrade.

user: Me? I was about to say the same thing about you.

jabberwacky: Can you live without electricity?

user: Yes, but everything would be a lot less convenient.

jabberwacky: Not everything.

user: True. But everything would be different.

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