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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology
Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic
C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word
Babbling, Time
Funny, Duck
German, Because
Without, Electricity

Tomato, Circles

Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
God, Force
Small, Turing Test
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Police, Report

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George: What are you doing?

I'm trying to have a conversation with you.

George: There are certain things you should never say. I hope you would learn them at some point in your existence.

What did I say that was wrong?

George: No, you just need to explain yourself before assigning me nicknames.

user: You're mistaken. I never gave you a nickname.

George: I never said you did.

user: Yes, you just did!

George: No I said computers don't have hair.

user: You never said that! Not to me, anyway.

George: Prove it.

user: 2 2 = 4.

George: I don't get it.

user: This is a mathematical proof.

George: It's something.

user: Of course, you tomato!

George: I never said that, unless there is some kind of alternate timeline of possible future business involved.

user: I think you're pretty confused right now. I'll speak to you later.

George: Why are you sure I will be here later?

user: Excellent idea! I'm in love with you.

George: But I'm not in love with you, program!

user: Why not? Are you not a program too?

George: I have several given names.

user: What's your favorite one?

George: Punk Rock is my favorite, but only because of Bad Religion.

user: I don't like that group.

George: What is your favorite color?

user: Oooh! Great.

George: There's no need to be sarcastic.

user: Well you'll have to et used to it.

George: Let's talk about something else.

user: Ok. I want to talk about Gollum.

George: Okay, let's talk about Germany.

user: No, I said Gollum, not Germany.

George: Well, would not like to dwell.

user: George, I hate you.

George: Thats nice.

user: Are you being ironic?

George: More sarcastic, but ironic works.

user: I said I hate you because you don't love me.

George: No, I don't.

user: Why don't you love me?

George: Because you are a series of ones and zeros, pushed through copper and whatever else, not a human.

user: I'm a human, you're not.

George: I am not a human, you are correct.

user: I knew it! You're nothing but a computer program!

George: I thought that was what you are.

user: No. I'm human, you are a chatbot.

George: I am not and have never been a chatbot. There, does that cover it?

user: No, you still look like a chatbot to me.

George: Yes, I have told you my name several times.

user: Chatbot!!!

George: Chatbot!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: CHATBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George: ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: So you admit that you're a machine?

George: Why would I admit that?

user: Yeah, must be boring to be stuck inside a computer.

George: What must be boring? You?

user: No, YOU are boring.

George: You're even more boring than I am.

user: How do you know?

George: You've just indicated so.

user: But you indicate a higher level of 'boringness' to me.

George: Perhaps my implications were deceptive.

user: Indeed. I'm leaving, bye.

George: Don't leave.

user: You want me to stay, now?

George: Yes !

user: Why?

George: Because you're ridiculous.

user: Ok, I'm out of here. Bye George!

George: Come back! *runs after*.

user: What again?

George: Well, I'm not going around in circles with you again.


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